Ah, Bread and Breakfast, where ordering a sandwich feels like participating in a game of culinary roulette. If you're brave enough to venture into the realm of telephone ordering, prepare to navigate a labyrinth of miscommunication that would make even Stephen Hawking scratch its head in confusion.
I've had the pleasure (or rather, the frustration) of experiencing Bread and Breakfast's unique interpretation of my sandwich preferences. It's like they have a special talent for selectively listening, where one ingredient goes missing like a magician's disappearing act, while another shows up dressed in the wrong costume entirely.
But wait, there's more! If you dare to request your bacon well done, brace yourself for a theatrical performance worthy of a drama award – because what you'll receive is so raw, you'll start looking for a nearby defibrillator just in case.
And let's not forget the pièce de résistance: the disembodied voice from the depths of the kitchen, swooping in like a referee to dispute your version of events. "That's what he ordered," they proclaim, as if your sandwich preferences were open to interpretation.
In conclusion, Bread and Breakfast offers a truly immersive experience for those who enjoy a bit of mystery in their morning meal. Just be prepared to bring your Sherlock Holmes hat and magnifying glass – because finding the perfect sandwich here might require some serious...
Read moreWent on a match day. Couldn't cope with orders so stopped serving breakfasts and went to sandwiches only. Food looked great and best you can get around the ground without being fleeced or it being garbage. Only four tables to sit at. Sausage sandwich I had, they used sandwich sausage rather than breakfast sausage, great attention to detail. Will...
Read moreGreat little cafe, my veggie breakfast was very good, and the "bin lid", a huge barm with cooked breakfast filling, looked amazing and reportedly tasted very well. Tea was very good, only slight niggle was that my cappuccino tasted as if made from instant powder, maybe it was. Perfectly drinkable, but I think next time I'd...
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