5,000/5 Stars – A Glorious Solo Pilgrimage to the Temple of Tubular Meats 🌭
I arrived at Wienerschnitzel, and lo—not a single soul occupied the kingdom of hot dogs but me. The parking lot? Empty. The dining room? Silent as a holy cathedral at dawn. It felt like the gods of meat tubes had cleared the path just for my arrival.
As I stepped inside, the automatic doors opened with a sacred whoosh—anointed air graced my face. The cashier looked upon me as if I were the Chosen One, descended from the heavens to feast on chili cheese miracles.
I ordered one chili cheese dog…and then lost control. One became twelve. I don’t even know what happened. My body moved on instinct, driven by a hunger older than time itself. Each bite? A symphony of sodium and joy. Each hot dog? A testament to mankind’s culinary genius.
There were no distractions. No other humans to witness my transcendence. Just me, alone in the palace of processed meat, reaching a state of enlightenment somewhere between the third chili cheese dog and the fourth corn dog. I sipped my Fanta like a Roman emperor quenching a thousand-year thirst.
I left with tears in my eyes, whispering, “This was not a meal. It was a spiritual rebirth.”
Wienerschnitzel: where legends are born, and calories are...
Read moreAbsolutely HORRIBLE experience with the "owner' Stephanie (Stefanie?). Editing to add: I dont actually know if the person we had the displeasure of dealing with was the owner as the receipt we were allowed to photograph has the name Teresa.
Lied several times. Was combative and agressive as soon as she came to the windown for the refund. Just say you turned off your shake machine early. Tried to serve a ROOM TEMPERATURE milkshake claiming we had sat at the drive through for 5 minutes and that it was 100 degrees in the building. Employee had told us it was just how they were made. They have unsafe food handling practices.
Refused to give receipt back receipt and said we could take a picture, only provided refund receipt. When called she stated that is the receipt that was requested. She hung up on me once.
The corn dogs were inedible, we found...
Read moreStopped in for the first time the other day. The guy at the register had some sort of speech impediment. I've got nothing against hiring the handicapped of course, but a person who can't communicate should not be working the register. It's unfair to both the customer and the employee. The whole place smelled awful of some kind of chemical cleaner. It was very overpowering. My wife sat down while I ordered. The table was dirty, so she decided to clean it with some wipes that she keeps in her purse. It took 5 wipes to clean it, and it was still kind of dirty. This surprised me because with the overwhelming cleaner smell, I thought the place would be spotless. We decided to take our food out to our car. In the end, the food was pretty good, but the overall experience will probably keep me from...
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