The Salty Bottle & Brew — Restaurant in Alys Beach

Cece asked me to write a review and I warned her about it, anyways here it goes....

🔥 Salty Bottle and Brew Coffee: Where Espresso Dreams (and REFRESHING Nightmares?) Come True 🔥

I don’t know what kind of caffeinated wizardry these people are brewing, but after 6 shots of their espresso, I could see sounds. That’s right—colors danced to the beat of my pounding heart, and suddenly I could hear the secret life stories of the coffee beans.

Oh, but we’re not done yet! They sprinkle cayenne pepper in their coffee concoctions—so naturally, after my sixth cup, I wasn’t just awake… I was a FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON. Like, I blew on my croissant and accidentally roasted it extra crispy. Someone stop me before I torch my entire breakfast table.

And then there are the baristas. These adorably talented caffeine magicians somehow manage to be so good-looking that working there must void all workplace productivity. Honestly, if I ever got a job at Salty Bottle and Brew, I’d spend 90% of my shift awkwardly staring at my coworkers and the other 10% drinking espresso until I turn into a volcano.

Conclusion? This place is not just a coffee shop—it’s an experience, a transformation, and quite possibly an alternate dimension. Go there. But, you know, proceed with caution… and maybe bring a fire extinguisher.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (5 stars, 10/10, would...

I was in town for the weekend and came across the salty bottle. I came in looking for a good cup of coffee but left with a lot more. Instantly loved the cute and cozy aesthetics, welcoming staff, and extensive drink menu. My boyfriend and I got the locals only and beach daze lattes. Both were so good we kept switching. As we enjoyed our coffees we just relaxed and took in the atmosphere with locals reuniting and fresh faces discovering this place just like me. But alas my coffee was done but we weren’t ready to leave yet. Back up we went to the counter, except this time we tried the espresso martini and the sangria slushy. We got our yummy drinks and took the party outside. There we enjoyed a beautiful water view and a game of corn hole. Loved it all so much we came back the next day for more before heading out. This time we had to try the Maverick bagel which was a perfect blend of sweet and savory. Even bought a shirt to take home with me. Will definitely be back when I’m...

The staff were friendly, location was great. Inside was cozy and the back porch area had great outdoor vibes. However, there was some miscommunication on the drink order and I didn’t get what I ordered. It was busy, so I didn’t say anything. Then, both bagel sandwiches we ordered were burnt. The egg inside was just egg bites. The cheese was burnt onto the bagel. We felt cheated and duped on the food we were actually ordering. I’ve never been served egg bites on a bagel sandwich. The whole experience was undesirable. If you’re staying in the area, a walk to the shop to get a coffee would probably be great. But if you’re driving by and stop, I’d think twice about what you’re ordering/stopping for. As a local to the area, this one is...