I'm not even going to pretend to review the taste or quality of Crumbl Cookies. Let's be real, I'm only writing this to rub it in my coworker's face. You see, I convinced her that these cookies are the perfect "pick-me-up" to get her through the afternoon slump. I mean, who wouldn't want a box of 3 soft, chewy, delicious cookies delivered to their desk every day?

What I didn't mention to her is that each cookie is a whopping 800 calories. Yes, you read that right. 800. Calories. Per. Cookie. I'm talking a daily total of 2,400 calories just from these bad boys. And let me tell you, she has no idea.

The best part? She's been complaining about not being able to fit into her jeans lately, and I've been "helpfully" suggesting she hit the gym for an extra hour or two each day. Little does she know, those 2 hours are basically just burning off the calories from these cookies. I mean, it's not like she's actually getting any healthier.

I've been watching her devour these cookies every day, completely oblivious to the calorie bomb she's consuming. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion - you know it's going to end badly, but you can't look away.

So, Crumbl Cookies, thank you for providing the perfect ammunition for my coworker trolling. You've made my day, every day, for the past week. Keep those cookies coming, and I'll keep "encouraging" my coworker to indulge.