$14 for This Culinary Hostage Situation?!
Review: I honestly feel like I need therapy after looking at this food. Let’s break it down because my soul is in pain.
Nacho Supreme – $14: This ain’t Nacho Supreme. This is Nacho Embarrassment. Looks like someone tripped while carrying a can of corn, beans, and a dream—and still had the audacity to charge fourteen bucks. Where’s the cheese? In witness protection?
OMG Sandwich – $12: OMG? Yeah—OMG, is that even food? Looks like a meat brick sitting on mac and cheese that’s drier than a grandma’s cough. This thing could break up with you in a text message—it’s that cold and heartless.
Deluxe Mac & Cheese Bowl – $14: “Deluxe” apparently means boiled noodles with cold shredded sadness on top. It’s giving gas station at 2 a.m. energy, but with steakhouse prices. Someone really said, “Yeah, they’ll pay $14 for this raw cheese cosplay.”
Bacon Mac Bowl – $8: Thanks for the bacon sprinkles, Chef! Real generous of you. If this bowl was a person, its personality would be “I forgot the homework but still turned it in.”
Final verdict? This entire menu feels like it was cooked by someone who got fired from an Easy-Bake Oven factory. For these prices, I expect melted cheese, a little seasoning, and for the food not to look like it’s going through a midlife crisis.
Rating: If negative stars were allowed, I’d give -∞. The only thing supreme here...
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