Five O'Clock Lounge — Restaurant in Lakewood

.... Please consider.... My NonnaLiza … she developed a gluten allergy… right after the Rottweiler incident. Yeah. Idk if you guys remebee her. You would. She walked into the bar. Being Spirit Form..she had drapes for legs. A silver aura and a shredded black cape.”may I have the regular ?”… (everyone knew the regular)… Yeah she sees through the eyes of god. Makes everyone robot form. Yes. And her touch…like a lightening bolt that curls into a hook…. Her sister hopped along behind her. The one with the copper leg… you mighta been too young to remember. Sister had a death note. Written in numbers . Why does she feel so horrible NonnaLiza asks.. “why does she care”… "(&^($%($*(#83498" 🙄… I don’t like that word. Enter Miss Duke from behind the counter. “Here ya go”… There wasn’t a mortal witness. This wasn’t the regular. “Pardon Miss Duke I believe you made a mistake” said the challenger. miss Duke blew a FUSE. Aye.. you have no right said the challenger. This was not. The. Regular. The whole room knew. THIS WAS NOT THE REGULAR. Gwen and Trumpiter pulled out the Sonic Echo… Miss Duke ducked for cover. A steady hum that lasted until the sun rose above Johnny Taylor’s Old Pin Striped Top Hat. Yes. But within all that silence… over the low reverbs from the poisoned soil and diluted dimensions… alas… A TRUMPET CRIED! Every soul in the parlor realesed into a dome. Yes. Once dim now aglow. Dull embers lying dormant waiting for you to blow your little kiss… HERE WE ARE! LIKE THE DOVE RETURNING TO NOAH! TRIUMPH! TRIUMPH! ALL HOPE IN THE MISDST OF ALL DOUBT! THE TRUMPET WILL TRIUMPH!!!!!!!!!!! Ah but that is the rotation of the earth I suppose … just a magnet hidden in a rock.. but say, what calls you on? Is your mirror still practicing its mock? MWAHHA HA. Is the fello from the country still courting your lover? Is it the magnet that pulls him that pulls you that disturbs you.. does it pull you… ?…. Say what calls you on ? The night cooled. Miss Duke did too… but NonnaLiza was a time traveler with a broke clock. Stuck on Tuesday … yes you guessed it… 5 O CLOCK. The dome collapsed back into craniums. Miss Duke was the first to leave. She walked for miles unsure of where she will end , unsure of how this Evan began. Approaching now… The painted Wolf, with a muzzle mouth looked at her and gestured for her the return to the south. Although the time was stuck Miss Duke let the wind make memories from turbines Back home. NonnaLiza Listening to the saxophone flip the dough. “Why does she care”. Sister now too, in the other room. “ Something still does not seem synonymous with something full.” “I want to be on the run” The regular. The patrons. The bar. The server. The diamond. The class reunion where no one showed expect the bully to remember his senses and the nerd to rub it all in. How hideous of them both. Rub it in. Rub it in while you still can. But the trumpet will know The trumpet will know the truth. The trumpet will remember your youth Za trumpet . Kids biting all the bugs now I’m just listing what I see. Turning around. Miss Duke dissolving into her seat. How could I ever be so mean… NonnaLiza sure as an icicle dropping from the...

I have been a patron of this bar for over a decade. I've loved the service and atmosphere this place has brought me over the years. Unfortunately, I had the absolute displeasure of being served by Kasey, a bartender who I thought I could trust to give me appropriate service. Kasey thought that it would be a fun "joke" to pretend to serve me Teddy Grahams, but was actually DOG FOOD. Kasey laughed in my face after she admitted what she had done. I had to look at the bag of treats to confirm that I would be safe. I am in fact violently allergic to dogs and was concerned that this could put me at risk. I reached out to ownership and have been ignored. I've had family reach out and were told "Well, maybe Kasey was trying to be funny". Deceiving someone who is PAYING and TIPPING you what you are serving them is the utmost unacceptable thing you can do in this industry. Telling me I am consuming something food safe, when it's actually for animals puts this business at a liability they apparently do not care about. Will it still be a joke if drinks are spiked by the bartender when they don't like the patron? You tell me. Thanks for all...

⭐ 1-Star Review: Deeply Disappointed by How We Were Treated

My recent experience was completely unacceptable, and I feel compelled to share. During our visit to celebrate a special birthday, a regular patron was being weird & verbally harassing members of my group—calling them ugly names and telling my family we were “annoying.” We were stunned. Instead of addressing the person causing the disruption, the staff allowed that individual to stay and asked us to leave. We were a respectful group simply trying to enjoy our night out. Being treated this way was not only humiliating, but it also sent a clear message about who the staff chooses to side with—and it’s not new faces or families just trying to have a good time. If this is how management handles regulars mistreating guests, I can’t recommend this place to anyone expecting basic courtesy and fairness. I hope the bar reconsiders how it handles conflict and what kind of environment it's creating.

— A very...