The Pit Stop 292 Cafe — Restaurant in Las Cruces

Woof-tastic greetings, hoomans! Enki, the four-legged humorist here, ready to unleash my comedic masterpiece – the ultimate paw-some review for the Legendary Pit Stop!

Okay, so picture this: It's a sunny day, and my humans say, "Enki, guess where we're going!" and before I can even say "squirrel," they whisk me off to the Pit Stop – my furry version of Disneyland! Jamie and Roseann are the "Dog-whispering Superstars," and I'm pretty sure they're secretly wizards who can turn bacon into pure magic!

When we step paw in the place, it's like they knew we were coming, because there's a table reserved just for us – with a flashy sign that reads, "Reserved for Enki, the Bacon-Loving Royalty." Yeah, you heard it right, ROYALTY! I'm basically the king of the Pit Stop, and my throne is a cushioned booth with a direct view of the bacon-bonanza kitchen!

Now, let me tell you about the bacon – oh, the bacon! I get a plate full of those mouthwatering bacon strips every time! It's like they've discovered the secret to making bacon even better – maybe it's infused with unicorn giggles or something! I wouldn't be surprised if they have a Bacon Butler hidden in the kitchen, making sure I'm always served the finest, juiciest bacon strips in town!

But it's not just about the bacon – no sirree! Jamie and Roseann shower us with love and attention like we're the most famous doggos in town! They even know all my quirks, like how I do the "happy tail dance" when I'm excited about my food. They encourage it! Talk about top-tier entertainment and doggo appreciation!

And let me not forget the food! Every dish is a culinary masterpiece – fit for a canine connoisseur like me! From the breakfast that make my Dad’s taste buds go wild to the Lunch that makes him go "woof" (I have a feline friend who's a fan of the PitStop too), it's a canine carnival of flavors!

So, dear hoomans, if you want to treat your furry friend like a "Baconitarian King" (yes, that's a title I just invented), then the PitStop is the only place to be! Jamie and Roseann will make your dog feel like the ruler of the universe, and the food will make you howl with delight!

Go ahead, bring your fur babies and prepare for a gastronomic adventure like no other! Trust me, once you've been to the PitStop, you'll never want to "paws" going back! It's the canine heaven on Earth – Enki's seal of approval! 🐾

Remember they’re located right next to interstate 10 so it’s a quick pop in and out if you’re...

This place has the best green chile burgers around town! I've been several times already, and every time I've gone, the waitstaff has been very friendly. The salsa is hot and delicious, it definitely doesnt taste like tomati sauce like another review stated, nor was Megan the waitress ever rude to anyine she interacted with. It irritates me when people leave bad reviews because they didnt feel like they got their moneys worth, and they didnt want to leave a tip on a 52 dollar tab, when they had fed a family of 5. The food is all made from scratch, and the chile is always hot! The atmosphere is confortable, with old school rock and roll and 50s cars decor. Ots an amazing diner, and everything there has love and cate radiating from it. The indian fry bread is amazing, and the brisket taquitos, which are smothered in green chile queso are to die for! Definintely a big improvment over the last owners. This bew owner even personally camr out of the kitchen to see how the food and service was. My drink was never emoty, and neither were mu chips and salsa, which i cannot have enough of! Homemade tortilla chips and salsa that is hot, is the best thing in the world! Good job guys! I will definitely be back, and I will reccomend this place to everyone I know!

Update: I come here often, and this time I decided to give the chocolate shake a try. It was delicious! Give this...

There were 3 servers and they would constantly walk in front of our table without checking on our table, which wouldn't have been an issue if it weren't for the girl that was supposed to be waiting our table. Our server in particular was a young lady that would NOT check in unless we called her to the table to ask for what we needed. She would busy herself with random side work, which included sweeping the other half of the building where it was impossible to even see her to know where she went and in between they were all on their phones and talking amongst themselves. This normally wouldn't matter but we were not checked on once after the food was dropped off even when we had the card at the end of the table to pay. I have overlooked this before when it's been terribly busy, but there was never more than about 5 customers there the entire time we were eating. Awful service, I'd give less than one star if I were given...