Subway — Restaurant in Los Angeles

I walked into the subway and saw a customer saying that the sandwich she received did not meet her standards. This customer gave me the ick and started to threaten me and my adopted children, furthermore, she threatened to adopt me. Being cornered by the lady, I felt as if it were the end. But suddenly, the employees came in and saved my life. In return, I gave them my children for saving my life, you know, an eye for eye. Feeling gratitude for my trade, the employees bowed down to me and began the subway ritual. Tomatoes all around me, olives all over my hair, and salami on my shoulder, I felt a sense of bewilderment. One of the employees started speaking this ancient language, I believe it was something like come estas ahora. No, I knew what they were saying, but nonetheless, I ventured through the ritual. As the ritual concluded, I felt a sense of holiness and change, I was no longer the same man I once was, I was Jared Fogle. I quickly examined myself in the mirror and began to weep as the revelation came through. I now had to live life as Hared Fogle, from now on I was that one weirdo no one would ever love. I'm 82 now, and still am Jared Fogle, and will probably remain this way for the rest of my life. As I enter the premises of any establishment, people stare upon the man who had once caused a great immense of terror, they don't see me, they see a monster. So ya that's my overall review of Subway, would suggest going on Thursday from the hours...

Went in and Martha assisted me. I asked for 2 meatball subs and a turkey sub. While making my turkey sub she started to add ham. I stated “just turkey please” and she responds “ you said ham and turkey” not once did I ever say ham and on top of that why answer me with attitude? As I’m paying I use a coupon for 3 foot longs for 19.99 she says “the meatball subs can not be used with that coupon” so I ask for a minute bc I was confused by her response so I walk back and ask “wait why can’t I use the coupon” since the coupon has exceptions but not to meatball she says “those coupons are for participating locations and we don’t participate. So first I could’nt use the coupon bc the meatball sub is not compatible with that coupon then because they randomly don’t accept coupons??? I call bs and I think she was just upset bc I told her I never asked for ham but not sure why she got so snappy over her error....

My review is not to criticize but rather to call the attention of the owner of this location. STOP OVER WORKING YOUR EMPLOYEES I have lived in the area for about 6 years now and this was my 1st time to this subway. It was 5:42pm on a Friday as someone who used to work for Subway that is rush hour which means you should have 5 people working 1 on meats and bread 2 on veggies 1 on register and the 5th one on filling up the line and making bread. There were only 3 employees doing the work of 5. The very friendly girl who helped us, her hands were shaking you could tell the stress this girl was feeling. All 3 were doing their best. They were out of almost all the bread and rushing to make more. Still with all this madness of rude costumers they manage to keep the work area clean. If anyone working there yesterday's gets to see this YOU NEED A RAISE, you need to speak up or get yourself out of that toxic...