Pengus' Place — Restaurant in Magnolia

I had to leave a review because I am so very confused about the high rating. Everything we ordered had zero seasoning, not even salt. The first thing I grabbed were the fries because I was hungry and it had no taste, then I thought maybe they forgot to add salt but no, everything had no taste. The “British” breakfast was sloppy and burnt so there was that flavor, with beans that came right out of the can, Shepherd’s pie was super greasy with no flavor, and the fish and chips had thick pieces of fish but only tasted like grease and the fries were a combination of thick wedges and some other coated/battered fries at the bottom that looked like leftovers. And like another review said the mashed potatoes tasted like they just poured water on dry potato flakes, nothing else. The lack of any flavor or seasoning made us wonder, perhaps the British experience is supposed to be taking the food home and seasoning it yourself? I don't know, but never again. Not worth the drive or prices, and frankly would not want the food even if it is free. We ended up trashing everything after attempting to season it. Never have we ever had such flavorless and greasy food, it’s very confusing. The lady there was nice, so maybe the positive reviews are based on her. Sorry but this place wasn’t it. Total waste of money.

UPDATE: Response to Owner's reply I know what black pudding is and I know burnt food when I see it and taste it. The black pudding was burnt like the toast you see next to it was too. Instead of being defensive with your smart comments, and blaming me for not eating my TO GO order on the spot so I could voice my opinion as you put it, keep my refund you’re offering and take it to the store and invest in...

Previously loved this restaurant and cleared my plate every time. Pengus recently sold this cafe and unfortunately it’s taken a very fast drop… I ordered the “Belly Bustin British Breakfast”. The mushrooms were SOLID.. like hard, overcooked pellets… Fried Bread was soggy and soft, eggs were overcooked. We also bought sausage rolls. Pastry was good, actual filling was like mushy, tasteless and very unpleasant.

My wife ordered the Bangers and Mash, which was actually very good. The rest of the table, however, left still hungry and feeling relatively sick and disappointed after the food they received.

Response to Owner: We came in on Father’s Day and the waitress explained how the cafe had been sold by Pengus recently to another English man and that Pengus cooks some Sunday’s. Honestly, I really loved this place and was disappointed to not only see the prices increase but the quality take a big dip. Perhaps it was an off day, and I hope it was. Wishing you all the best but unfortunately we will not be returning.

Update to Owner Update: Ok, typically I’d leave it but it’s just a lie at this point. A brief bit of googling quickly shows that yes, the prices have increased as I previously mentioned. To name a few: Scotch Eggs: Previous: $9.00 Current: $13.50

Stuffed Crab Shells: Previous: $7.50 Current: $11.00

Fish and Chips: Previous: $12.50 Current: $14.50

Kebab: Previous: $8.50 Current: $11.50

I understand economy changes and produce price increases but just be honest about things instead of the backhanded apologies and...

I came to this place to get the full English breakfast. I had heard that this restaurant served it and I was very excited. I had always wanted to try it. But it wasn't all good news unfortunately. The restaurant looked rather dingey. It looked dirty, it had flies and looked a bit rundown. I think that they need to improve their upkeep. On the upside, the waitress who served me was very kind, patient and attentive. I can only describe her service as excellent and professional. But it doesn't get better there. The food was mediocre to say the most. The bacon was gray. Why? The sausage and black pudding didn't have a good sear crust on them. The beans were good (of course, they were canned), the mushrooms were ok although I think they could have used a bit more seasoning and the tomatoes were a bit overcooked but passable, I guess. And the eggs were good. The fry bread was good, well cooked and not too greasy. Size-wise, for a breakfast billed as "belly busting," it seemed rather average. Not enough of it for $16.95. Lastly, before I left, I wanted to use the restroom but it was locked. Either they didn't unlock it or there was someone in it. I don't know and it doesn't matter. Because there was a guy sitting behind the restroom, dazed as an oracle. Rather dodgy. In conclusion, my experience here was interesting but underwhelming. I can't recommend it and I probably won't be back. I think the previous owners should be notified. Not a...