Crazy Horse Cabaret — Restaurant in Port Allen

Nice place. Good looking ladies. Most are very sweet and respectful. You of course just have you money hounds as well. The only complaint about this club is that the semi private rooms for a lapdance prices are rediculouse. They say $25 but the girls can charge $30 or close to that. That's not true at all. It costs between $60 & $80 for a 1 song dance. Absolutely insane. Alchohol is rediculouse expensive as well. The room prices are expensive as well. It costs over $120 to get a private dance for 20 minutes. I advise doing that if you plan on wanting more than just one song. Atleast they keep the songs full length and don't cut them short like most clubs. As far as environment and everything else it was great and fun. There is also security watching around and 2 sheriffs were there by the entrance so you feel much safer than a regular bar or lower quality clubs. I still do recommend this club. Its one of the only ones open on Sunday so that was a nice surprise. The best club is penthouse of baton rouge but so far the crazy horse is at a nice #2. Most of the other strip clubs are nasty and dangerous around town. Had a great time. Wish they'd lower prices on lap dances and room times then this place would make even more money than they are now. In the end a lower price will make you more money. People will be happy getting more dances and more tips as well. If they'd lower There prices in half id say deffinately go here but for the money if penthouse is open just go there. Some girls are very sweet and thank you for witching them dance and giving tips some girls will come back around later and give u a thank u hug. Some of the girls there extremely rude and think there better than all others. Large selection of ladies. Plan on staying a while cause time...

Drove all the way from Saint Francisville. The bouncers told us that no single women were allowed on a Sunday because he got pepper sprayed by a woman on a Sunday. They also proceeded to say “don’t be confrontational or it will get worse.” Been there plenty of times on a Sunday and haven’t been talked to that rudely before. Y'all should really advertise that y'all don’t allow “single” women on Sunday anymore or do a thorough check of everyone to avoid things of that sort. As people that work in the service industry we want to support those late night spots after work, but not if it will be like the encounter we...

The place is nice looking inside, the drinks are good, the girls are good to look at, but that was about it. The private dance in the VIP room was a joke. Got two girls to do lap dances with, and I just plain got taken for $300 and after a few songs they where gone. Basically insulted by them because all they wanted was more money and a promise of a good time. All I got from my visit was a good drink, and that was it. I will never go back there again. If I want a good time, and girls that treat you like a person, I will go back to Houston's Fantasy's club. You will not be whipped and will not be...