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The Angry Elephant - Magnolia
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The Golden Retriever
6960 FM 1488 #107, Magnolia, TX 77354
Hacienda Real Mexican Restaurant
6960 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX 77354
Red Flame Top Rated Steak & Grill
7214 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX 77354
Domino's Pizza
7103 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX 77354, United States
Chamowes
6920 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX 77354
Double Dragon II
6875 FM 1488 Suite 900, Magnolia, TX 77354
Sycamore Coffee Co.
33130 Magnolia Cir Suite B, Magnolia, TX 77354
Waterfalls Cafe Magnolia
32823 FM2978 ste f, Magnolia, TX 77354
McDonald's
6745 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX 77354
Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers
6730 FM 1488 Road, Magnolia, TX 77354
Nearby local services
H-E-B
7988 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX 77354
Hollywood Feed
33108 Magnolia Cir Suite 140, Magnolia, TX 77354, United States
Dry Clean Super Center
33031 FM2978, Magnolia, TX 77354
Jessica's Fine Jewelry
Inside HEB, 7988 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX 77354
Bluefish Worx
33132 Magnolia Cir, Magnolia, TX 77354
Wood Wonders Furniture
33007 Tamina Rd Ste A100, Magnolia, TX 77354
Woodlands Elite Cheer Co.
310 Honea Egypt Rd, Magnolia, TX 77354
Ingenious Solutions
7023 Wedgewood Dr, Magnolia, TX 77354
The Happy Couch Upholstery
32815 FM2978 # C, Magnolia, TX 77354
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La Quinta Inn & Suites by Wyndham Houston - Magnolia
6930 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX 77354
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The Angry Elephant - Magnolia

7030 FM 1488 #100, Magnolia, TX 77354, United States
4.4(173)$$$$
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attractions: , restaurants: The Golden Retriever, Hacienda Real Mexican Restaurant, Red Flame Top Rated Steak & Grill, Domino's Pizza, Chamowes, Double Dragon II, Sycamore Coffee Co., Waterfalls Cafe Magnolia, McDonald's, Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers, local businesses: H-E-B, Hollywood Feed, Dry Clean Super Center, Jessica's Fine Jewelry, Bluefish Worx, Wood Wonders Furniture, Woodlands Elite Cheer Co., Ingenious Solutions, The Happy Couch Upholstery
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+1 281-789-7449
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theangryelephantbar.com
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Sun11 am - 12 amClosed

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Fried Pickle Chips
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"Merica" Chicken Wings
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Ronald Reagan Burger
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The Chuck Norris"Who You Calling Chicken" Chicken Sandwich
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Original Trump Cheese Burger
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Ronald Reagan Burger
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The Chuck Norris "Who You Calling Chicken" Chicken Sandwich
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The George W. Bush BLT Dog
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The Ben Franklin Philly Cheese Steak Dog
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Breakfast Quesadilla

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Nearby restaurants of The Angry Elephant - Magnolia

The Golden Retriever

Hacienda Real Mexican Restaurant

Red Flame Top Rated Steak & Grill

Domino's Pizza

Chamowes

Double Dragon II

Sycamore Coffee Co.

Waterfalls Cafe Magnolia

McDonald's

Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers

The Golden Retriever

The Golden Retriever

4.5

(219)

$$

Closed
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Hacienda Real Mexican Restaurant

Hacienda Real Mexican Restaurant

4.4

(433)

$

Closed
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Red Flame Top Rated Steak & Grill

Red Flame Top Rated Steak & Grill

4.7

(511)

$$

Closed
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Domino's Pizza

Domino's Pizza

3.8

(184)

$

Closed
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Nearby local services of The Angry Elephant - Magnolia

H-E-B

Hollywood Feed

Dry Clean Super Center

Jessica's Fine Jewelry

Bluefish Worx

Wood Wonders Furniture

Woodlands Elite Cheer Co.

Ingenious Solutions

The Happy Couch Upholstery

H-E-B

H-E-B

4.7

(1.3K)

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Hollywood Feed

Hollywood Feed

5.0

(86)

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Dry Clean Super Center

Dry Clean Super Center

4.4

(10)

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Jessica's Fine Jewelry

Jessica's Fine Jewelry

4.7

(19)

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Reviews of The Angry Elephant - Magnolia

4.4
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5.0
1y

Where Elephants Roam and the Spirits Flow!

If you're looking to add a splash of red to your night out, The Angry Elephant is the stomping ground for you! Nestled in the heart of "New" Magnolia, this Republican-themed bar and grill doesn't just serve up dishes, it dishes out an atmosphere thick with nostalgia and spirited debates—literally and figuratively!

From the moment you walk in, you're greeted with a blend of music that takes you on a time warp through the 80s, 90s, and 2000s. Whether you're in the mood for boot-scootin' country tunes, pop hits that have you instantly channeling your inner pop star, or rap rhythms that have you bobbing your head, the playlist here doesn't miss a beat.

But let's talk about the main event—the food. It's like a caucus, and every dish is a candidate vying for your vote. Spoiler alert: they're all winners. Whether you're here for a burger that's as robust as a filibuster or wings that soar right off the plate, your taste buds are in for a rally.

Service? Unmatched. The staff at The Angry Elephant are the true majority leaders of hospitality, making sure your glass is as full as their lively banter. You'll leave feeling like you've just won the primary for best night out.

So if you're ready to paint the town red (quite literally), march on over to The Angry Elephant. It's where good times, great food, and grand old party vibes promise to make your...

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1.0
2y

We’ve been here quite a few times and service, food and drinks are hit or miss. Before tonight we’ve had previous problems but no place is perfect and we accept that. Tonight was a different story. We just left there a few minutes ago and actually walked out without ordering food. It took almost 15 minutes to get anyone to even come to our table when we walked in. Multiple servers walked by and looked at us and didn’t stop. We even tried flagging one down. We were about to leave and someone finally came. I ordered the Border Crossing, which I have many times. I love it, but sometimes it’s inconsistent/wrong. After waiting a long time for my drink, it clearly had no Mezcal, it was all tequila. It should be a smoky drink but it was not at all. I come here for the smoky Vida Mezcal which most places do not carry. It was also only about 3/4 full. The ice water brought to me had a giant chip out of the glass, not a little one, it was huge. After waiting to place a food order over 15 min after the drink delivery, we decided just to leave. We asked for our drink bill, which was taking forever so we just left cash so we could get out of there and go get dinner somewhere else, we were hungry. I’m not sure if we’ll be back which is unfortunate as it has so much potential. I’ve never read the reviews here until now, and I can see this is a consistent problem others have...

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1.0
3y

Could not be more disappointed. Have been coming here since they opened. Service has always been an issue. But wanted to give them another chance, especially since I called and met up with the GM, Ashley, before hand to make sure service would not be an issue the night of our party. Brought in over 60 guests in hopes of celebrating one of our finest. Guest after guest was overcharged, for instance $60 for a glass of wine. Brought to our bartenders attention and Shelby and Kendall were rude and not helpful. Shelby cursed at us. Ashley no where to be found. This happened with several guests, not just one. Wanted to feed our guests, but could never get any service. My first food order, luckily I txt it in ahead of time, but after that, nothing. Nobody cleared plates, nobody came to ask guests if they needed something. It was just unprofessional. I sure hope the owner makes this right. Clearly the customers do not come first. Ashley was beyond unprofessional. I hope the owner does "look at footage" as he told us he would. He will see Ashley sitting at the bar, clearly not helping and not being responsive at all. All my guests were complaining how rude they were. Just...

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Daniel MarvinDaniel Marvin
We wanted to like the Angry Elephant but the food wasn’t very good and we paid a lot for it. My wife’s hummus platter was mediocre hummus with not good pita and no veggies. When she asked for celery it was stringy and old. My daughters grilled chicken made her stomach hurt and when I tried it, the texture was very weird. My fries looked great but were similarly disappointing. My beer was good though, I guess you don’t really go here for the food. The schtick is obviously the political bent and there were some chuckles with the menu but by the end my daughter had dubbed it ‘my new least favorite place.’
ChrisChris
First time to visit and really had a good time. Was the only place in town hosting the UFC fights. Great spot! Two bars. Plenty of room. A solid top shelf. Pool, darts, games! Nobody brought up climate change. TVs in all the right spots. Great find! Behind the bar, Becka and Shelby put on one heck of a bartending show! True masters of the bartending craft. Incredible showmanship… the choreographed bottle routine was the cherry on top! Definitely be back!
Claudia Vela KechichianClaudia Vela Kechichian
This was exactly the kind of date night place we were looking for with the hubby. We wanted something lively but not overly packed nor too loud. We laughed the whole time while reading the menu, enjoyed delicious food and drinks, and had fun playing darts! Take some time to admire the historical photos displayed. If you have a sense of humor, take a minute to read the quotes along the restroom hallway. 😃
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We wanted to like the Angry Elephant but the food wasn’t very good and we paid a lot for it. My wife’s hummus platter was mediocre hummus with not good pita and no veggies. When she asked for celery it was stringy and old. My daughters grilled chicken made her stomach hurt and when I tried it, the texture was very weird. My fries looked great but were similarly disappointing. My beer was good though, I guess you don’t really go here for the food. The schtick is obviously the political bent and there were some chuckles with the menu but by the end my daughter had dubbed it ‘my new least favorite place.’
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First time to visit and really had a good time. Was the only place in town hosting the UFC fights. Great spot! Two bars. Plenty of room. A solid top shelf. Pool, darts, games! Nobody brought up climate change. TVs in all the right spots. Great find! Behind the bar, Becka and Shelby put on one heck of a bartending show! True masters of the bartending craft. Incredible showmanship… the choreographed bottle routine was the cherry on top! Definitely be back!
Chris

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This was exactly the kind of date night place we were looking for with the hubby. We wanted something lively but not overly packed nor too loud. We laughed the whole time while reading the menu, enjoyed delicious food and drinks, and had fun playing darts! Take some time to admire the historical photos displayed. If you have a sense of humor, take a minute to read the quotes along the restroom hallway. 😃
Claudia Vela Kechichian

Claudia Vela Kechichian

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