Title: Chili's Bar and Grill: Spicy Fun on a Budget!
Rating: ā ā ā ā ā (Almost four stars)
If you're looking for a place that offers a sizzling good time without burning a hole in your pocket, Chili's Bar and Grill is the spot to be! This Tex-Mex haven has left me with a mix of emotions, but I can't deny the fantastic value they provide for their cheap low price options.
First off, let me talk about their infamous Bottomless Chips and Salsa. It's like they've discovered the secret to making endless chips! I lost count of how many rounds I had, but my taste buds had a fiesta of their own! I must've consumed more salsa than tomatoes exist in Mexico. You'll find yourself saying, "Another basket, por favor!" while secretly worrying about what your waistline might look like the next day. But hey, with prices this low, I guess my pants can handle a little extra stretch.
Now, let's talk about their affordable drinks. Chili's seems to have a deep-seated grudge against thirsty patrons because the glasses they serve are so gigantic that I had to ask for a crane to lift them! I ordered their classic margarita, and when it arrived, it could have easily doubled as a fishbowl for Nemo and his buddies. One sip, and I was dancing the salsa without any music. Honestly, I felt like a celebrity at the center of a "Drink the Entire World" challenge. It's a great deal if you want to get tipsy on a budget or if you have the biceps of Thor to lift those colossal glasses!
Now, on to the main course. Chili's delivers when it comes to hearty portions, and you'll never leave with an empty stomach. I ordered their Triple Dipper, which is like a treasure chest of mini Tex-Mex delights. However, trying to figure out which dipping sauce pairs best with each bite was like playing "Food Roulette." Some were incredibly mouthwatering, while others seemed to be concoctions of alien origin. I'm not sure if I discovered a new fusion cuisine or a recipe mistake, but hey, at these prices, I'm willing to embrace the adventure!
To be honest, the service at Chili's is a mixed bag of surprises. Sometimes it's like they have a hidden teleportation device for the servers, as they vanish into thin air for minutes at a time. It gave me a good opportunity to play "Find the Waiter" while sipping on my gargantuan margarita. However, when they do reappear, they're always friendly and ready to serve. It's like they spent their downtime attending improv comedy classes, as they manage to crack a joke or two that brings a chuckle to your meal.
In conclusion, Chili's Bar and Grill offers a fantastic dining experience for budget-conscious foodies. The never-ending chips, the colossal drinks, and the generous portions make it an excellent choice for a fun night out without breaking the bank. Sure, there are moments of mystery and surprises, but hey, life's an adventure, and Chili's has mastered the art of culinary amusement. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor along for the ride! Cheers to cheap thrills and tasty...
Ā Ā Ā Read moreSo I was going to dine in on Saturday, but the wait time was 40 something minutes so I decided to do takeout instead. I ordered around seven thirtyish and I didnāt pick up the food until around like 750 and I was sitting outside from the moment I placed to the moment I got the text that it was ready. you would think that with a 40 minute wait and then being busy that the food would be fresh, but it wasnāt I ordered the triple dipper and my mozzarella sticks were basically cold. The southwest eggroll was disgusting. My boyfriendās burger was the only thing that was fresh Then the next day at 8 AM I wake up with A nauseous feeling and within 20 minutes of me waking up Iām throwing up and at this point Iām also using the bathroom excessively I didnāt eat anything before or after I ate the chilies so I know that the food was the reason why I got food poison I was in and out the bathroom and throwing up from 8 AM all the way up until 3 PM when I was feeling better I called and I spoke to a manager and she was nice enough to give me a refund but if Being honest me being sick for eight hours straight was not worth getting $35 back. Do better and tell your cooks to serve to go orders fresh and not give out old food . Iāve came to this chili more than six times and Iāve even brought my friends and now I donāt even wanna come back . TEACH UR COOKS TO DO BETTER. MY HEALTH SHOULD NOT BE COMPROMISED BECAUSE YOUR COOKS WANT TO BE LAZY AND GIVE OUT...
Ā Ā Ā Read moreOn Thursday, 7/7/16, we went to Chili's in Holtsville, just south of the L.I.E. Chili's has always been our 'Go-to' place for an early dinner and a cocktail. I guess the key words are: has always been. We always dine in the bar. The manager had just left. Neither the dining or bar areas were busy. Our waitress, Kristen, was abrupt, and defiant. The first thing I asked for was a cup of black coffee. I also requested her to make sure it was fresh. The coffee was not only not hot, in fact it was room temperature! When I called her over, I told her I did not want the coffee as it was cold! She proceeded to argue that it was not cold because she had just brewed it. I firmly told her this is not a debate, and asked her to bring me bottled water instead. She brought the bottled water, no glass, no straw, and stormed away. We ordered the three - way appetizer then we split a chicken quesadilla salad. Unfortunately, we failed to remind her to make sure the 'grilled' chicken was warmed. Of course, not only was the chicken cold, but it was served in one plate with no appetizer plates for sharing. We order the same every time we've been there in the past and it has always been split into two appetizer plates with warmed to hot grilled chicken. The restaurant was dirty. The service was lousy. Very...
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