Falcon Pizza West Haven — Restaurant in West Haven

Imagine, dear reader, the most terrible pizza you've ever eaten. Utterly bland. Petrified cheese. Cups worth of grease lathered on top that serves no discernible purpose. Made with actual cardboard. The box it comes in looks like a tasty balanced meal by comparison. I thought I knew what this hypothetical pizza abomination tasted like. I thought I'd had enough stoner-late-night-delivery pizzas, enough middle-school-roller-skate-rink pizzas, to know the taste of something truly bad.

Lord, was I proven wrong last week. I would not serve a single one of those 10 (10?) unpalatable slices to my cat. Even suggesting that might be grounds to investigate me for animal cruelty. This pizza really smelled like dog buns. I'm pretty sure they were trying to make it bad. You could form a think tank of chefs, put them in a kitchen with a single bunsen burner, and task them with making the blandest pizza known to man. They wouldn't even get close to this.

Citizens of New Haven and West Haven, I beg you: don't do it. You live in the pizza mecca of the modern world. It's literally one of New Haven's coolest things. Take advantage of it. Go to Est Est Est, or Sally's, or Bar, or Modern, or Pepe's. Hell, even Yorkside. Anywhere really. Go to Sushi on Chapel and ask for pizza. They probably won't give you pizza, but it'll sure as hell be a better life choice.

And to USA-1 Pizza: I would seriously consider a rebranding. Maybe USA-1 Hot Wings. Those were...

Worst customer service EVER !!!! And what's worse is they sent us a pizza within 10 minutes of us calling it in only for us to open the box to an old and burnt pizza . We asked for it to be cut in squares and they tried to pass that old pizza cut in triangles as ours trying to make the triangle into squares . AND on top of that we asked for pepperoni and bacon and they sent us a pepperoni and onion with bacon thrown on top. So we went back to return the pizza and get our money back and the manager decided to come out his month and say "No more delivery" .....WE WASN'T ABOUT TO ORDER FROM YOU AGAIN ANYWAY ! if I could give a no star...

Ordered a Hawaiian pizza. It was edible but they skimped on toppings. Also was charged over $6 for "garlic bread" which turned out to be a grinder or sub roll with powdered garlic and a measly amount of cheese. I was expecting a handmade bread like the Turkish pies they make with gooey cheese. Also, when ordering I asked if they deliver within West Haven and the girl on the phone didn't had any idea and passed the phone to someone else who took my order. How come you have an untrained person taking calls? A complete disappointment, will never order these items again. Maybe will try the Turkish pizza for some redeeming of...