“You only get ONE toweelllll”. Listen up buttercups. I wanna get the truth out there for ya. Let’s address this one first. This is absolutely false. When we arrived we got two towels immediately, and were also told that we could exchange them at any point for new ones when they got too wet. So take that stress out of your little head. The bathrobes were for rent, at $15 per. We opted to not, but I’d say 95% people got them. Another review mentioned that the change rooms were comparable to any time fitness. Personally, I’ve been to many gyms. I didn’t get this vibe. They are very dark and peaceful (but maybe just a tad too dark? Especially for your astigmatism girlies), trying to get you in the right frame of mind. The essential oils were definitely flowing. The showers were great, clean, fresh, waterfall style showers. The shampoo/conditioner was alright, but you’ll want to bring your own if you have specific hair care. All in all, the atmosphere was very relaxing. We went on a random Thursday morning and had no problems getting in. It was busy, but not BUSY if you know what I mean. The cold plunge was definitely the most neglected, so to all you going next, make sure you don’t skip on the cold therapy! That’s literally what you’re paying for. There are a total of like 11-15 areas you can hang out in, including a nap area. We stayed a total of 3 hours with no massage, and that was likely the longest we would want to stay without using the massage. Ideally I think 2 hours, then massage, then 1-2 more hours would be an absolutely phenomenal day. Next time. Overall I’d probably say 4-4.5 stars. Worth trying once at least! Oh one other thing. If you struggle to not talk like me, just know that it’s mostly silent only there. They have security guard lookin dudes (I think just regular staff but they were bundled up because it was cold) walking around with “silence” on their back, and I watched them talk to two ladies after one lady tattled on them for talking. Just make sure you talk quietly and no one will cause a scene.