Hashery Hackensack Dispensary — Attraction in Hackensack

I have been to a good 30 to 50 dispensaries, from here home, New Jersey to California, Connecticut, New York and Puerto Rico and Hashy is by far my favorite. Hashery stock’s some of the best New Jersey homegrown cannabis this state has to offer like Niche Garden Greens Clade 9 too many to name. Mudd Brothers and Sun and manny others if dabbing is your thing. Come thru they got you, Rosin, resin, sugar, wax, dablicators and RSO syringes. Hashery has you for all your supplies too with a nice variety of papers, glass, vape cart batteries and the king of all smoking devises THE FocusV Carta Sport. No blow torch required no guessing what temp the glass is at. Just turn it on set it to your desired temp and how long you want to rip on it. That’s it your ready to take a dab hit anywhere anytime. Hashery has an extensive list of pre rolls, dog walkers and infused flower. Now let’s get to the real reason why Hashery is my favorite, the staff! Cyndi, Adrian, Mallory and her Blunt Banger Bowl, Reuben, Christian Tall Dan, Dan, Anthony, and Javonn Lyndsey and can’t leave out the budtender of the year Connor.Sorry for those that I missed oh wait can’t forget the security keeping us safe. Hashery also has a reward program $10 off for every $200 spent $25 off if you stack 500 points $75 off 1000 points. You get 1 point per dollar spent. Hashery has a referral program you receive 200 points for every person you send their if they mention your name when it’s time to pay. Hashery also has amazing give back to the customer parties in the parking lot. Go in and buy anything and you get a ticket for taco from a taco truck and and ice cream from the ice cream truck they bring out for us. Free beverages. Never had a dab? No problem they got you get in line and test out the CARTA 2 or Sport by Focus V. Here is the best reason to buy your cannabis at Hashery, they stand behind their products. Buy a disposable and it doesn’t work bring it back they got you. So whatever your canna need is come thru,they got you. Oh wait forgot to mention this too Hashery delivers and they have a drive thru window Come on bro! Like I said come thru they got you. New Jersey’s Premier Dispensary. Don’t forget to buy some merch and represent the best of the best. #stayhashy PS If this review helped you decide to try Hashery, in front of every budtender is a referral program sign sheet. Please put my name on the referral and give it to the budtender. I receive 200 points which is basically a free preroll because I have a medical card and that gets me 10% off my order. Then have your friends put you that go. Believe me they will go because you’re going to be posting a great review too....

cool place in theory and on paper and on the website!!!!!!! had a weird visit as a first-timer.

there is not a lot of signage to indicate what anything is when you first enter into an unmarked room with a man at a desk. security man is nice and checks id upon entry, then points you into the main room of the dispo. it is halloween time, so it is decorated floor to ceiling, the lights are low and technicolored, the music is bumping loud, and i know that people hit the dispensary before going to parties sometimes, but me personally, i felt sick 😭. like the willy wonka boat ride in there.

the ordering on screens is fine to me, as i can recognize there is a lot going on and a lot of customers to keep accurate account of, i can recognize that there needs to be a tower and defense style cashier situation in order to account for everybody. however, after ordering on the screen and waiting in line and getting to the register, i guess the wrong flavor of preroll was pre-put into our bag? by the humans? so they had to go back and get the right one so that they could scan it, so that we could pay for it, which i forgot we didn’t do at the screen, because it says “checkout” at the end of the process. i feel like the screens could be scrapped and the transaction would leech less time and energy from so many resources at once. i can’t emphasize enough how impossible and mirror-maze-like this transaction was, for an anxious hasher who is uninitiated. it was like the entry line for the mummy ride at universal orlando. the hat box ghost was grinning and papa roach was scatting and the lights were pulsing and the cashier was trying to explain why we were being charged $5 more than the order said a minute ago, something with the machine?, we were gonna get it back in change…? i mean, you might understand how this sort of overstimulation could be panic-inducing for anyone who is alive, but one has to mention the crowd of folks around us trying to get a couple grams to cut the headache of their 12-hr shift or whatever demons are enticing them to hackensack. some of them, waiting with their eyes closed as papa cuts his life into pieces and the 20 foot skeleton waggles his inflatable blunt at you.

i am a chill and nervous guy so i have learned this is not my spot to get some relaxing vibes, and that is okay. i hope some halloweeny fellas read this before the holiday and can switch their plans up accordingly to drop by this haunt.

good product at an inflated price with a secret, third cost (all your social fortitude for the day, and...

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