I don’t even know how to begin this review without getting emotional. The Bolthouse Farms Mocha Cappuccino at Giant Eagle—specifically the one at 870 US-42 in Medina, Ohio—isn’t just a drink. It’s a spiritual awakening in a bottle. It’s $3.34 of divine intervention.
The moment I spotted it nestled between the other drinks in the refrigerated case, time slowed down. Light shined down from the heavens—or maybe it was just the cooler light flickering, but still—it felt like destiny. I cracked the bottle open and took a sip, and suddenly the universe made sense.
It’s smoother than a jazz saxophone solo in a bubble bath. The mocha dances across your tongue like a caffeinated ballerina dipped in velvet. It’s as if chocolate and coffee went on a honeymoon to Italy and came back with a doctorate in deliciousness.
And the flavor? It hits you like a compliment from your crush, a tax refund, and finding $20 in your jeans all at once. It’s not just tasty—it’s like your taste buds won the lottery and retired to the Bahamas.
I’ve tried fancy espresso drinks. I’ve sipped artisanal lattes. I’ve suffered through gas station coffee that tastes like burnt toast and heartbreak. But nothing—and I mean nothing—compares to this majestic bottle of mocha magic.
Drinking it feels like being wrapped in a warm blanket made of clouds, while Morgan Freeman whispers, “You’ve made the right choice.” I briefly achieved inner peace. My chakras aligned. My skin started glowing like I just walked out of a skincare commercial.
So please, if you’re in Medina, get to this Giant Eagle immediately. Don’t walk—glide. Float. Let the gravitational pull of excellence bring you to the refrigerated section. Buy the Bolthouse Farms Mocha Cappuccino. Buy a dozen. Build a shrine.
Drinking it is like being hugged by every grandma you’ve ever known at once, while a gospel choir sings “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” in the background. It made me briefly forget every awkward thing I’ve ever said in middle school.
The mocha flavor glides across your taste buds like a figure skater made of silk. It’s got the depth of a philosophical novel, the punch of a motivational speaker on espresso, and the elegance of a tuxedo-wearing otter.
I was halfway through the bottle when I started making better life decisions. I organized my closet. I apologized to people I ghosted in 2017. I even watered my plants and they stood up straighter. Coincidence? Absolutely not.
The bottle itself is shaped like something you’d find in a sci-fi movie where drinks give you superpowers. And for $3.34? That’s less than a sad sandwich and exactly the price of salvation.
If this drink were a person, I would propose to it. If it were a song, I’d play it at my wedding. If it were a car, I’d trade in my actual car for it—no questions asked.
Thank you, Giant Eagle of Medina, for being the chosen temple of this mocha miracle. I came in for groceries. I left a changed individual. I will be back. And I...
Read moreA good bit of The employees are mad at G.E. management at this location and as a result I'm treated rather rudley. It's not my problem they took a job that doesnt provide health insurance. Take that up with your union. I'm just here to shop. I'm not interested in your work problems or amount of work you have to do.
I knew Sean and now Tim but I'm gone guys and so is my entire family. The bakery always gives me a loud sigh when I ask to get a loaf of bread sliced. I ask to slice because the day old bread gets mixed in with the fresh. It does!!! The deli case display often points to the other wall saying " we just put ground meat or whatever out a few minutes ago". I ask then why is this display here if I cant get anything from it? Sunday, 9/21/19 was the last straw though. After waiting for no less than 20 minutes I'm the last at the deli. It seems the older gent is now working there is probably new thus he is rather slow. As he is getting my first of 4 items I'm wanting , a lady behind the counter asks " can I help you?" I said yes I'd also like some other items sliced. She said " oh wait your a already being helped and I cant because I have other things to do". I explained I've been waiting for 20 min and so do I. After a minute she continues and I politely asked her name. She says it and then begins to badger me with why do you need my name. Then she begins to defend the fact that she just totally dismissed me as a customer and defended her stance. There were no other customers there so I was not denying service th o OTHERS by my request.I didn't say anything . We left the store and went elsewhere. I've been shopping there for 10 years but no more I assured myself. When check out time comes, good luck. At self serve they will watch to make sure your scanning everything but they wont lift a finger to help me. I'm in customer service as well. My customers come first. What ever one I am helping has my undivided attention and help. They are my life blood. Not so much at G.E. Medina.Good bye for good G.E. !!!!!! Buelers here...
Read moreEdit: giving a 1 star review instead of 5 stars because Brenda was very combative to the elderly woman in front of me and then when I had to return something that wasn't opened and bought just an hour or so ago she said I had to drive an hour back to the other store because it would mess up their inventory. I nicely said "no mam, I've worked retail all my life and thays not how that works. So because of that she did it. I was going to buy something else instead but I walked out. She had me and the other woman in front of me shaking. She was so animostic for no reason. The elderly woman in front of me just had a question about her perks reward. She should network with the public if she's going to scream at everyone and give them a hard time. I don't even want to shop here ever again now. She treated me and the elderly woman in front of me so bad for no reason that I'm never shopping here again. Totally unacceptable behavior and uncalled for. We were both nothing but kind and respectful and gentle when speaking. She needs manager management classes.
Emerson is the sweetest person! She helped switch my messed up bills for straighter ones since the machine didn't want to accept my bills from being folded up too much. I know it's a simple and silly thing but her attitude and kindness made my night. She is the type to help you because she wants you and not make you feel like your inconveniencing her. Please give her a raise and a shoutout for...
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