One day, I went to Bury the Hatchet and was sad. Nicole asked me what was wrong. I told her that I wanted to fly my wife to Guatemala and I wanted it to be a magical experience because we would be renewing our wedding vows.
This is the first time I ever saw a dragon up close.
Not only did Nicole get us a dragon to fly us to Guatemala, she upgraded us from a standard green dragon to a red dragon at no extra charge.
On the way, our flight attendant walked back to us with complimentary versions of Rosetta Stone that were our personal gift from Nicole so that we could recite our vows in native Guatemalan! (She is so, so thoughtful)
Upon our arrival in Guatemala, we arrived to a banner that Nicole had commissioned Ryan Gosling to paint to welcome us to our vacation. Ryan presented it personally with a bottle of champagne and opened the car door to our waiting limousine which was being driven by... Nicholas Cage! No, Nicole didn't have anything with Nicholas Cage driving our limousine... Nicholas Cage doesn't really get asked to do movies anymore and he had nothing else to do.
We were whisked away to a wonderful chapel where Nicole had called ahead and insisted that we only have free-range chickens sacrificed for the ceremony because breeding chickens in cages is inhumane. Nicole personally showed up about 10 minutes before my wife walked down the aisle and filmed the whole event on her iPhone and posted it to our Facebook page for us. This is all after walking me down the aisle and Febreezing behind me so that I wouldn't have to be self-conscious.
After the wedding, Nicole made sure that we got bottle service at the local Applebee's due to her connections. We got a WHOLE bottle of ketchup with our burgers and thanks to her we get a free meal after we go 7 more times.
Alas, I found out that I didn't have enough vacation time accrued at work so we had to cut our second honeymoon short. I was worried that I was going to get fired. Nicole grabbed a shovel and a pick and ran into a nearby cave. About 20 minutes later, she emerged out of the cave with a magic lamp. Like you'd expect from the best Axe Master on the planet, she used her only wish with the genie that we get teleported back home to NJ so that I could get to work in time.
Nicole is truly one of a kind and willing to go the extra mile to make your vacation a great one. She helps through the small bumps in the road that happen during your experience ant Bury the Hatchet and always thinks ahead. Her quick thinking saved my marriage, my career and helped me by giving me tips so I wouldn't suffer the effects of early onset of male pattern baldness.
I can't express enough what a true pro she is. Thank you Nicole... for being you and for being a true wonder...
Read moreJenga, Chutes & Ladders, Battleship -- great boardgames for little kids, but just add some hella-sharp hatchets and you've got yourself some AWESOME challenges here at Bury the Hatchet! Exciting, difficult, thrilling, hysterical, and all-around-fun wrapped up into a few hours.
This place was great! The facility was very clean, a lot larger than I was expecting, well organized, and professional through and through. While not every patron there was very skilled with the hatchets, safety was definitely first and foremost every step of the way without ruining any of the fun. This is a great place to come with just a few friends or with a massive crowd -- they can handle it here.
Our Axe Master this afternoon was Michael and he was a great guy who quickly felt like we've know him for years. He was always ready to lend a helping hand and clearly laid out the instructions for what was going on. The best part was that he appeared to be having just as much fun as we were! Although I can't condone his choice in Hockey teams (Boo Rangers, Go Devils), I'd totally suggest whoever comes here to try and get set up with him -- you'll be laughing the entire time!
Thanks Bury the Hatchet -- I'll...
Read moreCame here with some friends to celebrate a birthday. Never been to a place like this but it’s well laid out and a fu experience
Our “Hatchet Master”, I think his name was Ben, stayed with our small group of 5 guys thought the whole time showing us different tricks and tips on throwing the axe. And also make sure we didn’t kill ourselves.
We paid for a two hour session.
The first 30 minutes were us figuring out how to throw the hatchet/axe. With Ben giving us tips and correcting along the way. Then it was moving on to competition. Ben ran through different types of games, keeping score, and judging how the axe landed. Can’t tell you the amount of times when an axe would be on the line.
There’s ample space for eating and drinking what you brought with you. They allow you to bring your own beer or wine. However, don’t bring any liquor. That’s off limits. Frankly speaking with our group there was so much activity that there wasn’t time to really eat and drink.
It’s located in a strip mall with ample parking. The staff here is really nice. I’d highly recommend and...
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