Top Hat Express - Portland's Best Marijuana Dispensary — Local services in Milwaukie

Two guys, Kyle (not me) and Brandon took it over since recreational legalization, and have done an awesome job revitalizing the place since. Thier selection is massive, about 60-80 strains at any given time, every type of concentrate you could think of for multiple suppliers, and so many cbd lotions, salves, bath bombs, whatever you won't know where to start. They have grinders, pipes, papers everything you'll need before you leave. They even sell art from local artists, weed and non weed related.

Friendly and welcoming staff that actually knows what they're talking about. Christopher and Robert have yet to let me down with a recommendation.

Deals, Deals, Deals! So many deals I don't know where to start. Daily deals, weekly deals, holiday deals, monthly deals, discounts for Milwaukie locals, shake discounts, ounce discounts. I could keep going. Don't make me. Go buy your weed at the best shop on town and...

WATCH OUT! This place will sell you 10 month old pre-rolls that don't get you high and just give you a headache. They had a printed list of their current flower selection with "Trainwreck" listed as a premium strand by the door. I asked if they had any Trainwreck pre-rolls and they said yes, I bought all they had not knowing it was a different shit non premium strand of Trainwreck. I should have asked and checked the harvest date before purchasing.

When I asked to return them, the manager said no but that he would take care of me next time I came in. Called today and they acted like they had no clue who I was and refused to make good on their offer.

The manager basically said you get what you pay for. Meaning they sell shit weed that is old and does NOT get you high and they don't stand behind the products...

Usually pretty good deals and prices but the management and staff definitely need some work. I’ve never seen a Dispensary close for more than a day or two, even on holidays. I’ve been trying to get flower from here since last week, lots of people are going to have to go elsewhere and might not come back, myself included. Also had issues before where I couldn’t get product because it’s in intake and told me come back tomorrow. I’ve been in this industry for almost ten years, it shouldn’t take more than 10-15 min to intake some flower weigh it and put it on the sales floor especially when I’m in at least once a week spending $100+. Good prices and quality but overall bad business practices this place...