John Seafood — Local services in Mobile

I didn't expect much when I walked into John Seafood. Sure, I like seafood. But who was this John fella? But oh boy was I wrong. This restaurant is a culinary masterpiece. From the moment you sit down, you feel like royalty. The staff (all named John) serve you plates upon plates of delicious meals (all Seafood) until you can't possibly eat anymore.

John himself is an incredibly charismatic man, whose non-fishy good looks makes you question if his last name really is Seafood. But whether it is or not, that didn't stop him from cooking up a menu fit for Poseidon himself.

Calamari? More like cool-amari! Because eating that entrée makes you feel as cool as a cucumber. A sea cucumber, might I add. Fresh tilapia? More like fresh til-happy-hour! Because dining on that delectable fish felt better than any boozy cocktail I've ever ordered (except for John Seafood's signature Seafood Cocktail!

To conclude, I'd like to share a rhyming haiku I wrote about this spectacular establishment.

Fish, shrimp, crab and more And service you will adore All at...

Terrible the worst experience I’ve ever had in an establishment. I purchased food asked for all condiments which I noticed I didn’t have a tatar sauce as requested. I went back inside waited in line again to request one the older Man literally asked for my order number & read back every condiment I received told me I couldn’t have a tatar sauce because I didn’t order fish. The lady who took my order then interfered & they were both yelling with an attitude. So I said, “ cool I’ll just get a refund since you’ll want to talk crazy”. I bring my untouched plate back inside the lady opened my plate ,touched my food, & said,” you can’t get a refund there’s ketchup on it. We started going back & forth they were both yelling at me aggressively as if they wanted to fight or something. Kept my plate and my money & I told them I’ll dispute it with my bank & left their...

I used to be so excited about going to this place, I hadn't been in a while so I decided to go today. Worst mistake ever, it don't even taste the same you no longer get the big fish with sides, but instead they are 3 lil thin strips and unappealing sides. I was so upset when I got home to those small strips, but the price is the same. The coleslaw taste like nothing but a lot of mayo, with no seasoning or anything. what has happened? you all used to be one of the best seafood places around. Please change back I know things are changing in the world but not the...