Food Corp Pizza Pasta & Ribs - Nerang — Restaurant in Gold Coast City

First off, I know what you're thinking, and no, the name isn't a lie. Food Corp Pizza Pasta & Ribs really is a corporate entity and you better believe it does food.

Located in the cultural epicentre of the Gold Coast (Nerang), Food Corp offers you an eating experience you're never likely to forget. And with cuisine like this, why would you want to? 😂

I feel like I was blessed by an angel when I was forced to eat my Food Corp mandated food. Every dish contains the perfect amount of nutrients needed to sustain life and it even filled my belly when I ate it and made the painful hunger disappear. The pizza I consumed contained little bits of olive on it, just like I was expecting and hoping for. No error was made in the preparation of the dish, and the ingredients were evenly spaced across the surface of the (circular) pizza base. I suspect protractors were involved.

And the fish. Don't even get me started on the fish. Hooh-wah!

For the full experience, be sure to dine in and imbibe the thriving atmosphere that surrounded the whole place. Even when it's dark out there's a light so that you can see the food you are eating, which as every restaurant-goer knows is a must have for fine dining.

I hope I have persuaded you to treat yourself to the indulgent gastronomy of Food Corp Pizza Pasta & Ribs Nerang.

Pro tip: download the Pizza Corp app for a further $10 off your first meal (T&Cs apply)

Edit: responding to customers using ChatGPT is...

Was very disappointed as the place has good review and the owner seemed to be nice and Italian, OK, French with Italian background... But just in case decided to go safe and ordered carbonara and bolognese,come on, even a kid can cook them! But pasta was way, way overcooked... I like my pasta al dente, or at least that I can still chew on it, I don't like formless slop on the plate. Give 2 stars, not 1 because the flavors in carbonara were actually quite nice and there was enough food to feed small African country. Such a shame it had to go to the bin as bolognese was very boring, like something from the can on top of overcooked spaghetti.

Update. I accidentally ordered from this wannabeplacetoservefood again and I am sorry, but if they can't deliver pasta they shouldn't have it in the menu. There were pieces of boiled egg in my pasta! Way way overcooked bowl of mush with several slices of ham that I paid $22 for, I don't think any human being should be served food like that. it's simply disgraceful and whoever makes it should be ashamed of themselves. Next time I make sure I remember them not to...

$66.85 worth of culinary trauma.

First up: chicken wings, served tenderly undercooked with that perfect pink hue only found in food poisoning nightmares. Absolutely gourmet if you like your poultry rare.

Then came the "pork" ribs — except, plot twist: they were beef. Thick, grainy, unmistakably cow. When questioned, staff swore, “We don’t even sell beef.” Bold of them to lie while holding the evidence in a box soaked in regret sauce.

The garlic pizza? A swampy oil slick with burnt herbs floating on top like a crime scene. Not even the bin deserved that slice.

We left angry, barely ate a thing. Got home after a 30-min drive, called for the refund they offered in person. Suddenly, that offer vanished unless we returned the food like it was part of some forensic investigation. Right — I’ll just courier your shame back chilled and labelled “biohazard.”

Reported to Queensland Fair Trading with full photographic proof. Zero accountability. Zero integrity. Zero stars.

Avoid this place like it's served with a side...