Calmer Cafe — Restaurant in Melbourne

Absolutely love this place - however, on their menu they advertise a vegan option for a ham and cheese croissant. I thought I'd give this a try, but at first the waiter brought me a normal ham and cheese croissant, so I asked that this be amended for what I ordered. They then brought me a plain croissant. So they charged me full price for a vegan ham and cheese croissant, and just took out the filling! And the croissant itself definitely wasn't vegan! When I asked the waiter about this, he offered a refund and said that the croissant is gluten free - believe me, it definitely was not gluten free either! If you have allergies or food intolerances, be careful what you order from this place!! Otherwise, the venue is awesome. Shame ...

Jonty Jenkins was right- compared to The Beanies Full Moon Cafe, the assualting smell of the coffee beans was an attack on all of my senses, which assualted me. I ordered a "mooost excellent soy mochaccino grande latte poured with extra foam", which was also an assualt on all of my senses. There were too many teenages and twenty somethings plugged into sleek headphones, and the tablet wielding employee with a man bun ignored me. Calmer coffee is another example of an ever creeping shift towards souless franchises that can be found at airports...

I was introduced to this unique new coffee chain, through my kind friend Jonty Jenkins, he has years of experience in the field of being a food critique, he examines Calmer Coffee as: Decor - 2/10, Service 2/10 food and drink 1/10. I was flabbergasted; I didn't believe it. So I went to the chain myself and the coffee beans assaulted me. Calmer coffee is another example of an ever-creeping shift towards soulless franchises that can be found at airports around the world. We are not Calmer Coffee's target...