If you’ve always wanted to travel to London but can’t because you’re unemployed and heaps busy making a living in your mother’s basement painting world of Warcraft figurines; then the London is the place for you! Here you can release your inner travel bug for the cost of an Uber and 48 dollar pot of baller xpa. If you’re thinking “wow that’s like.. so unbeatable price prestige?” - you are catching on so well done! To add chaos to madness this place comes with its very own bench (free of charge Monday to Friday, weekend rates apply).

So what the hell are you waiting for? Grab a $20 note from your mother’s purse and head to the London, where the balcony acts as your very own double decker bus, touring London - all stops!

Ask Ella for a pot next time you’re down here seeing the sights. Thanks for showing us around London Ella, you were a super star and the highlight of our tour. (Authentic accent and all)

Check out the pic attached for Londons highlight reel. Next stop, Dubai