Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I've just returned from a culinary rollercoaster that involved free burgers, emotional onion encounters, and a serious re evaluation of my food choices.
So, Queen West, right? Land of the trendy, the try hard, and the "artisanal" everything. Today, however, I stumbled upon a beacon of pure, unadulterated burger bliss: Smash Burger. They were slinging free burgers like they were going out of style, which, let's be honest, is my love language. I usually approach free food with the same level of skepticism I reserve for politicians promising a better change, but something about the sizzling patties called to me.
Now, let's be real. "Free" usually translates to "cardboard patty on a sad bun." I braced myself for disappointment, like a seasoned veteran of questionable smash burger. But what happened next? Folks, I'm still processing.
I got the beef smash burger. I took a bite. And I swear, a single tear rolled down my cheek. Not because I was sad, but because I was experiencing pure, unadulterated burger bliss. It was like a symphony of beef, cheese, and whatever magical condiments they're brewing in there. I'm pretty sure I heard angels sing. Or maybe it was just the guy next to me humming along to his Spotify playlist, but either way, it was divine.
The beef! Oh, the beef! It was smashed to perfection, crispy on the edges, juicy in the middle. It was like they took a perfectly good cow and gave it a tiny, delicious wrestling match. And the bun? It wasn't some flimsy, disintegrating excuse for bread. It was sturdy, supportive, like a tiny, edible hug for the burger.
I finished it. I stared into the CAMH building at the distance, contemplating my life choices. Was this it? Had I peaked? Was this the best burger I'd ever have?
Apparently not, because two hours later, I was BACK. Like a moth to a flame, a squirrel to a nut, a slightly unhinged individual to a really, really good burger. I bought another one. No freebie this time, but honestly, they could have charged me double and I'd have wept with joy while handing over my credit card.
This place is dangerous. It's addictive. I'm pretty sure I'm going to start scheduling my therapy sessions around my smash burger cravings. "Yes, Dr. Naya, I know I need to work on my emotional regulation, but first, let's talk about the Maillard reaction happening on that perfectly smashed patty..."
Seriously, if you're on Queen West, and you value your taste buds, and you don't mind potentially developing a crippling burger dependency, go. Just go. You won't regret it. Unless you're a vegetarian. Then, I'm sorry, I can't help you, but I can direct you to the west for Vegan sushi, But for the rest of us, burger...
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