Rolled into the New Sports Cafe in Koutouloufari like a Red Bull on poleâsleek, a bit sweaty, and in need of a good pit stop. Perched on ÎÏÏÏα ÎÎŹÏΜαλη 1, this place is the holy trinity of good grub, great vibes, and absolute bangers blasting from the speakers.
First offâGeorge. The man, the myth, the mate you didnât know you needed. Friendly, chilled, and runs the joint like heâs hosting you in his living room. Heâs the kind of guy who remembers your drink, your favourite team, and probably your star sign.
Then thereâs the pork gyros. Sweet Zeus on a skewerâthese things are next-level. Perfectly grilled, wrapped up like edible gold, and absolutely hit the spot. Pair it with a cold pint and youâll be wondering why you ever considered going anywhere else.
And the music? Oh mate⊠chefâs kiss. Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floydâjust pure rock classics rolling out while you watch F1 on the big screen and tuck into your food like a Greek god on cheat day. Itâs not just background noise, itâs a full vibe.
If your ideal night involves roaring engines, sizzling gyros, and guitar solos that slapâthis is your nirvana. George, keep doing the Lordâs (and Hendrixâs) work.
Come for the F1, stay for the gyros, leave with a full belly and a new mate...
   Read moreVisited for a late breakfast which is served until 12:30. We were a party of 8.
Restaurant very quiet at this time and I think that is reflected in staffing levels, so when we placed 8 food orders it must have strained the kitchen, as four of our meals arrived first, and then those meals were virtually finished by the time the rest arrived. The toast for the breakfast also arrived when most of breakfast was finished.
But reasonable prices, the food was tasty, the waiter was very friendly. I'd visit again but ideally in a smaller party/ when there...
   Read moreSports bar in Koutouloufari. Really enjoyed the food (honey mustard burger in particular) and there's a good drinks menu. Child-friendly (as is everywhere on Crete to be fair).
There's a roof-top bar upstairs which is sheltered from the sun. The bar team are really friendly and helpful.
But the highlight for me was that they have lots of foreign sports channels which meant I could watch England win the last test of the Ashes 2023 in Crete (whilst drinking a Guinness) when I had all but given up watching cricket here....
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