PanTony — Restaurant in Municipality of Kalamata

TOURIST TRAP Lol. You know things are going to be bad when after you sit down the first question you get asked from the server is "Are you paying with cash or card?" What does it even matter how I'm paying? Greed.

And so we begin another tourist trap nightmare in Greece.

We ordered two cakes and one "cuppacino" and I use the term cuppacino very lightly.

Let me explain to you that a cuppacino is made with coffee that has been grinded. Not leftover used coffee grounds. Cause that's what yours tasted like. Either that or you used some weak percolated coffee to make your extraordinary "cuppacino"

Then we had the two "cakes" that we could not finish. Bad form I say.

To top it off all this cost 19€. Why does the piece of paper you gave me say PAKETO? this was not takeaway.

We did eat in but could not wait to run out of there as fast as possible. You give of negative vibes all around. I speak Fluent Greek yet you insisted on speaking English that was not comprehensive. You really need to get more English lessons. Then when we paid with a 20€ bill you took of like you deserved a tip. You looked shocked when I asked for my change. I don't tip bad service and bad food and coffee.

I'd advise anyone thinking of stopping here to exercise extreme caution.

Better yet, just...

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