Muse — Restaurant in St Peter Port

Upon entering I wasn't actually greeted, the 3 staff standing there didn't smile and I felt like I was intruding. One member of staff then grabbed a menu and says nothing while leading my partner and I to a seat; I didn't actually realise she was leading us to a seat until she'd walked off.

We ordered coffee and food; we recieved the coffee promptly. This was good coffee, possibly some of the best I've had in the island so far.

The food took a very very long time - I only ordered poached egg and mushroom. When the food finally did arrive, it was overcooked and ludicrously under-seasoned.

Nobody checked to see if we enjoyed the food, and tables which had arrived after us recieved food long before we did.

Honestly I'd have been much happier if I'd even recieved just a smile, but unfortunately not.

I usually tip, but unfortunately on this occasion due to the poor service and over cooked food, I did not.

Visit for coffee, not the service or food. (As a note, the music was completely not keeping with...

Muse Express.

Roughly around 11:40 in the morning popped in hoping to pick up some sort of pastry item with a coffee

Soon as we walked in we felt rushed to order something even though we were the only customers in and I was still looking around to see if there were any pastries/sweet dishes but couldn’t see any.

The staff at the till didn’t smile at all.

Asked if they had toilets and she just pointed outside and said next door. Again, no smile and seemed completely unbothered about customer service

Coffee...

We stopped here for lunch. I had a prawn and avocado salad, which was good and was a very generous helping. The bottom of the bowl was coated with a hosin sauce, which was a nice touch. My wife had a salmon salad, and was surprised that it was smoked salmon. She was ok with it, but might have ordered something else if she knew that it would be smoked.

Coffee was very good. Prices are reasonable. Servers are friendly and...