Sugar Banana Thai Kitchen — Restaurant in St. Brelade

Ordered crispy beef and pad thai, wife ordered chicken satay and mild curry. Crispy beef tasted burnt or the oil it was done in was old, my wife’s chicken satay was very dry but luckily was swimming in satay sauce ,but we stuck with it, the wifes curry nearly blew her ears off so she asked for a milder one which when it came back just looked like it had just been added extra coconut milk to dumb it down which turned it in to something resembling a soup, my pork pad thai came out ( no cutlery to eat it with ) which was described as noodles with bean shoots and spring onions- for the life of me i couldnt find either just a mound of very dry noodles with small chunks of pork in - i did attempt it but the noodles just stuck to the roof of my mouth ( i know they are supposed to be sticky but there is a limit), i spoke to the staff and she asked if i wanted something else ( it was taken off the bill)but in all honesty i really did not want to eat there if that most basic thai dish looked and tasted like it had been left on a hotplate since lunchtime, this is just my opinion obviously and i have no doubt their takeaway is probably top class. In all massively unimpressed at what looked to be a decent restaurant and our last night in Jersey, maybe thats why there were only 6 of us in there at 8 pm on a...

The food is amazing, when you can actually get it, getting a take away is almost impossible despite the fact they advertise this service, on our last attempt to get a take away we were told it would take at least 50 minutes despite the fact the restaurant was completely empty, we paid for the food and returned 50 minutes later, after sitting waiting for a further 20 minutes we asked how much longer our order would be and were told that the chef was starting to cook our order now and it would be at least another 20 minutes, how can it possibly take 90 minutes to cook 2 main courses and one starter, especially given that the restaurant was empty This was not our first experience of bad service from this restaurant but it will be our last as we will not be returning again This review is in no way a reflection of the front of house staff who always try their best but they can only do so...

This restaurant came highly recommended for its food, so we decided to visit and were the first people to arrive for an evening meal. Having ordered our drinks and food, the starter arrived after about 15 minutes. However, we then waited 1 hour 15 minutes for our mains still not to arrive (this was as we watched 4 take-away deliveries pass our table, including one that must have had 10 containers in). There were only 2 other couples in the restaurant plus a single diner, who also commented on the fact that deliveries seemed to take priority over diners. We decided to leave and just paid for what we had, and even then they decided to 'rub salt in the wound' by adding service charge! This was deducted at...