CFC Hamrun (Crispy Flavoured Chicken) — Restaurant in Hamrun

My mother will be very happy to thank you because after eating in this restaurant I will start to live a healthier life. I don't want to involve the workers because I know they are not entirely to blame and would suffer the most, but at some point this year I have been to this place and I don't know if it was the most DISGUSTING thing I have ever eaten in malta and in my life. I bought meal wings but they were horrible. They tasted different, I know because I have eaten them at other places in this restaurant and the FRIED FRIES my god, they were really disgusting, they looked like they hadn't changed the oil for weeks and had cooked some stray cat. I have never tasted that in my life. It seems like a malicious criticism but in reality it is for them to improve, the workers looked very tired and overworked, there was nowhere to sit. I will never go...

Dear Crispy Fried Chicken Team,

I don't know who you’re trying to fool with that name, but “crispy” is not a word that should be anywhere near your food. The chicken I received was soggy enough to be mistaken for a wet sponge! It was like the poor thing had been sitting in the back for hours, marinating in regret before someone finally nuked it in a microwave. Crispy? More like "Crisis Fried Chicken" because that's what my taste buds experienced—a full-blown crisis!

Honestly, this wasn’t just a disappointment, it was a betrayal. False advertising much? You might want to consider a name change to something more accurate, like "Soggy Surprise" or "Microwaved Misery." At least that way, customers know exactly what they’re getting.

If you're not going to live up to your name, maybe offer swimming lessons for your chicken since it clearly...

What is there to say about Crispy Flavoured Chicken that hasn't already been said before? What compliments are there to give to this establishment, that haven't already been echoed throughout generations past? Verily, Crispy Flavoured Chicken should be the penultimate establishment of choice for all your needs, be they crispy, flavoured, or chicken. In my heart of hearts, my soul of souls, therein harbours a deep appreciation and lust for the exquisite poultry meals served here. I would gladly give my life to this establishment, and for any cause that may concern its longevity, as I know they would gladly give their soul to keep me uplifted, even in the darkest of valleys. Thank you, Crispy Flavoured Chicken. For everything you do for me. For...