Chiringuito Ranchon Cubano — Restaurant in Marbella

If you ever want to see a grown man compensate for his lack of height and hair, just try getting into this place. The pint-sized, bald-headed bouncer seems to think he’s guarding the gates of heaven, when in reality he’s just blocking the door to a half-empty bar.

He gets his kicks from mocking young guys who’ve clearly outgrown the teenage drama he feeds on. If you look like you’re having a good time or dare to show any confidence, he’ll do his best to cut you down to size — probably so he doesn’t feel quite so small himself.

Once he decides you’re “done,” you’re done — no explanation, no reason, just a smirk and a cheap insult before he waves you off like you’re trash. Save yourself the time and dignity. There are a dozen better places around that don’t let a bitter little man play king...

Ranchon Cubano is a no-frills, rustic chiringuito with average food and a lively atmosphere with direct access to the beach. The interior is basic and geared to drinks more than dinning. The food menu includes some authentic Cuban dishes. Unfortunately, the lubina (20 euros) was too salty and tasted like it had been reheated. The arrepa ropa vieja was okay. The service is friendly but aloof. Give Ranchon Cubano a try if you are after a fun and lively spot with access to the beach. If you are after a full meal...

For those looking for a laid-back and fun chiringuito, this place is a hidden gem. We've been going here for 3 years and the experience has always been great. Sundays are all about live music and parties that are an absolute blast. During the rest of the week it's a perfect spot for families and kids (the water is shallow).

They serve typical cuban food plus pizzas and burgers and the portions are big. The banana chips and the ropa vieja are a must. The sunbeds are only 10€, which is a steal...