Esquina Teguise — Restaurant in Teguise

We honestly wondered if the waiter was pulling our leg. First we were ignored for 15 minutes. Then he asked us "are you ready to order?", then disappeared again without taking our order. After another 15 minutes he comes back with a surprised look on his face. "You didn't order yet?" Well, no, duh. Then he takes our order, which was fairly simple. Two sandwiches and two smoothies, both of the same kind. After about 45 minutes total the sandwiches arrive. They were great! Then after yet another 15 minutes the waiter brings around two coffees. See mate, making mistakes is alright. But be decent and at least apologise. After 1h we get the smoothies. Our mood was in the subzeros at this point, much like our smoothies, which tasted like Capri Sun and an absurd amount of crushed ice. When the bill arrived, they had me pay 4 coffees and 2 sandwiches instead. True professionals at work! This goes to show that it takes more than a good menu or a waiter with fancy hair and sneakers (but sadly no manners) to guarantee a great customer experience....

The green toast and the truffle toast were just perfect. This place is definitely a must if you want to eat breakfast or lunch in Teguise. We are not vegetarians but we are open to try everything and this was just so tasty we will definitely come again and try the bowls. The smoothies were also very delicious, the staff was very nice and the ambiance was great. So we went a second time the day after, the nice staff, especially the gentleman with the Dreadlocks, recognized us and gave us a warm welcome. We tried the soul bowl and the Chilli sin Carne and both were amazing. But because everything tasted so great, I still ate another truffle toast and we tried the delicious carrot cake, which tasted a bit like cinnamon rolls. We definitely fell in love with...

Visited with 2 allergic kids. The guy was nice and did everything possible to accommodate their allergies, but then came twice to suggest two different meals for kids as previous ones were unsuitable. What confused me-kids had 2 hamburgers while me and a husband had 2 pulled pork burgers, but receipt was for 4 pulled pork burgers. I do not believe simple hamburger costs as much as pulled pork burgers, but because it took ages to get server to come to us as it was pretty busy I decided to leave it and just pay. Smoothies were good, but a note adding two cubes of ice with fruits dilutes the smoothie too much and towards the end it looses taste. Price surprised me a lot, 90 euros for a family of 4 is way too much for 4 burgers, 3 smoothies, 1 desert and a...