Many years from now, in the distant, post apocalyptic future, when the oceans have run dry and the trees have all withered, all governments will have relinquished borders and fused into one giant galactic conglomerate... humanity will then decide upon a universal currency. That currency, will be tacos.

This is how I know Tijuana Flats will one day rule the universe. I come here religiously, every Taco Tuesday and all Throwback Thursdaze. Thy flesh is built upon tacos and hot sauce flows through my viens. If you do come here on those days, expect it to be pretty busy. The line moves pretty fast and ordering is easy peasy. Despite the hungry crowds, I can usually find a seat before my food arrives. Food usually takes 5-10 minutes to arrive. The tacos are well stacked with a generous amount of meat and toppings. My only complaint is that the shredded cheese can sometimes be very cold and bring down the overall deliciousness. The burritos are rather large and always very hot. Your meal is always served on a tray of crispy tortilla chips, and of course you can ask for salsa or queso.

Now onto the best part, the service. You can search the world twice over and still not find cashiers and servers like the friendly smiles you'll see here. Like clock work, one of lollipop gang will appear every few minutes out of thin air to ensure your food is tip top and ask if you need a refill. Even if you don't need a refill, you do need a refill. Look to the left, right, up, down, forward, backward, under the table and in the closet when you get home and there you will find a server waiting to be the nicest person you'll ever meet. Head over to Tijuana Flats and accept the life of tacos you never knew you needed. Most importantly, don't forget to tip!