Esquires Coffee Basildon — Restaurant in Basildon

While consuming my meal an abnormally large boy named Aston attempted to penetrate my pants with his hand. I batted it away and asked him what on earth the was thinking, he responded ‘it’s not that deep’ and attempted to do it again this time more aggressively. I then delivered a swift bop on the nose with my newspaper in self defense. He then collapsed on the floor crying. I hope mr esquire will take this seriously and release this boy from his duties...

Totally love this place. I have nothing to complain about. Coffee shop run by a wonderful family. They don't mind staying extra 30 minutes after their closing time. Always greeting me with a smile. It's just good place to sit down and relax. Tables are ALWAYS clean. I'm giving this place nothing but 5 stars. Edited : I forgot to mention.. ask Ocean to do...

I’ve been coming here for years and I have to say it’s the best coffee house in Basildon town centre. Friendly staff, excellent service and great coffee. I always get a hazelnut hot choc with cream on top 😍 it’s so lovely and a really nice place to sit and relax. I wish I could give 100...