The Woofer Cafe — Restaurant in Brentwood

Where do I begin? Let’s talk about the bacon, or as they call it, “barely-warmed pig strips.” I’ve seen sunburns with more color. It looked like it had spent 5 seconds on the grill and 10 minutes contemplating its life choices. I was hoping for crispy, but what I got could double as a bookmark.

Next up, the hashbrown. Or should I say, soggy potato sponge? For some mysterious reason, it was placed under everything else in the delivery box, as if they thought it would soak up the shame of the entire meal. Spoiler: it didn’t. It just soaked up grease, sadness, and the will to live.

Now, onto the Eggs Benedict. Oh boy. The hollandaise sauce tasted like it had been made during the Great Depression and stored in a shoe. And those poached eggs? Fully-cooked yolks. Fully. Cooked. YOLKS. It's like they saw the instructions for poached eggs, said "Nah, we don’t do that here," and hard-boiled them out of pure spite.

Overall, if you’re thinking of getting breakfast from Woofer Café, save yourself the disappointment and just eat a bag of crisps. At least they won’t come with a side of regret.

But who knows, maybe it's better if you eat there considering all the...

I cannot recommend this cafe enough. We take our dog Loki here with us & he loves it. The lovely couple who run this dog cafe are absolutely great with Loki (he barks a lot due to anxiety & he is really protective of me). Loki loves Courtney & will go straight to her for his cuddles when Trevor comes out to see him he does bark at him until he sees that he has treats. He is always given a little tub of squirty cream with a doggy treat. They also sell bags of different dog treats. Now it's nicer weather you can sit outside with a coffee & cake then watch the world go by. Keep up the fantastic work. Please go & support our local doggy cafe The Woofer Cafe in the Woodgrange Drive in Southend you will NOT be disappointed I promise you all. Sharon, Mark & not...

I popped into the Woofer Cafe this afternoon to check out the venue and menu. I ordered the carrot cake and a caramel latte and was very happy with the portion size of the cake and a decent hot cup of coffee. Next time I will try out breakfast as there is good range of options. Friendly staff, good location, some nice looking dog treats and good value for money. I recommend you try the Woofer Cafe in Woodgrange Drive, you will not be...