Three Wise Monkeys — Restaurant in Calderdale

Me and my husband usually attend the brilliant music night on Sunday's. Last night we arrived early with my sister as she had never been before. She was hungry as we had been out all day with her...(she is recovering from a serious illness). We went upstairs hoping we could have a meal as we hadn't booked. We got a nice table for the three of us. We ordered 3 different dishes with rice accompaniments but when mine and my sisters arrived the dishes were not recognisable as the descriptions of the dishes on the menu. I had scanned the menu carefully to find a meal that wasn't too spicy and chose the one described as "milder curry with mixed vegetables and pineapple and my sisters chosen dish contained bamboo shoots which she loves ....both dishes contained neither of the ingredients described. My curry was extremely hot and I tried to eat it with streaming eyes and burning lips. I had ordered steamed rice but sticky rice came which was clumped together and tough. The egg fried rice that my husband and sister ordered was fine and they gave me some of theirs. I was not charged for my rice. My husband ordered ribs and the large rib of the 3 he got was solid bone with hardly any meat on it. He enjoyed the other ribs on his plate. We must have come on the wrong night. The one waitress who was on her own was extremely busy with orders and bringing up drinks from bar downstairs. Felt sorry for her actually ! It was when we started to eat the meal we realised we hadn't got what we ordered. In retrospect I should have sent my dish back but struggled on with it with the help of the good egg fried rice from my husbands and sisters plate ! My sister quite enjoyed hers although it had no bamboo shoots in it but she finished it as she was extremely hungry. We went downstairs to enjoy the music as usual and my sister enjoyed her first musical experience there. She said she wouldn't eat upstairs again though but would be back again...

We came into this place for a couple steady drinks while staying in the area.it looked very qwerky from the outside so we thought we would give it a try not to our knowledge it was going to smell like a compost heap when we walked in this put me off my drink as it was making me feel sick.i needed the toilet so I went down the death tunnel it was like something off the film hostel.very un clean I couldn't even see a sink in the men's toilet 😮😮 to wash my hands.the guy behind the bar didn't even acknowledge us when we left and it wasn't even busy.we didn't try the food so can't comment on that but the pub area was rancid with two freezers in the corner that looked like they had been there since this building had been built it was like being in Denis Nilsson living room.very disappointed we will not...

Visited on a Saturday night just before Christmas when visiting family in the area,had a drink downstairs in the bar first,lovely cosy little place.Then upstairs to the restaurant also small like downstairs,fab menu and good vegan choices too,this place is nothing fancy,but it’s small and cosy and the staff are friendly.The food was delicious we had starters and main courses,the portion sizes are good,my only complaint was the waitress took away our starter’s when one of my party was still eating and then they brought out our main courses and she was still eating her soup which wasn’t good really and also some light music in the background would of been nice but that’s just my opinion.Will visit when in Todmorden again as the food was good and...