⭐☆☆☆☆ | The Cotswolds Inn – Where the Bass Never Sleeps
Ah, The Cotswolds Inn – a place where the beer is cold, the music is loud, and the neighbors’ sanity is on a slow, rhythmic decline.
Let’s be clear: I love a good night out. I’m not here to ruin anyone’s fun. But living near this pub is like involuntarily subscribing to a 7-day-a-week music festival – and I didn’t even get a wristband.
The volume? Absolutely unhinged. Some nights it's a decent playlist – the kind where you think, “You know what, fair enough.” Other nights it's a genre-bending assault on the senses that makes you question the very structure of your house. I don’t need surround sound when the bassline is vibrating through my skull at 11:30pm on a Tuesday. I can feel the music in my bones. And not in a poetic, soul-stirring way – more like an earthquake with rhythm.
Is it a pub or an underground rave with taps? Hard to tell.
To the management: this isn’t Ibiza. It’s Cheltenham. People live here. People who have jobs. Children. Pets. Sanity. Maybe just turn it down a smidge? Let your guests enjoy their pint without rupturing nearby eardrums and...
Read moreI was in Cheltenham for 3 nights for the November Racing festival. The Cotswold was just by my guesthouse and was I glad I ventured in there. On the Thursday it was quiz night, quite busy & full of locals. Very friendly people and set me up with good vibes for the weekend. After the horse racing on Friday I was in again after dinner. Man what a great atmosphere, a mix of racegoers & locals. Live music was on, with 4 lads taking shifts on stage. Andy, Gaff, Jake & Bobby. These guys know how to play the crowd. So many good singalong songs, from 90's indie to the Jam, to Tom Petty even Spandau Ballet a whole range of music. The punters lapped it up & the atmosphere was electric. Saturday was the same but bigger as the downstairs cellar bar was open too with music down there too. Natalie the boss & her crew are spot on. Friendly & didn't miss a beat all weekend. If Carlsberg did pubs this would be it!! Oh & the Guinness was...
Read moreI recently had the pleasure of visiting The Cotswolds Inn in Cheltenham, and I can confidently say it was the best pub I’ve ever been. From the moment I walked in, I felt welcomed, thanks to the incredible staff. A very special shoutout to Eden, who was the most friendly and welcoming person I’ve ever encountered in any pub. Their warmth and genuine hospitality made my visit truly memorable.
The atmosphere was cozy and inviting, the drinks were top-notch, and the overall vibe was just perfect. If you’re in Cheltenham and looking for a place with great service and a fantastic ambiance, The Cotswolds Inn is a must-visit. Can’t...
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