Flying Dutchman — Restaurant in England

Imagine the scene, a cold weary staggeringly handsome young man was in search of warmth and a nice cup of tea and a bit of scran that would make his balls tingle. Well, that young chap found the Flying Dutch man and his fortunes changed forever. He was greeted by a welcoming and smiling young lady that was cheery and delightful. This tired wanderer ordered some tea and something from the specials board and boy oh boy, was it special? It certainly was. The food arrived promptly and was served in a delightful manner with a smile. This chap left the establishment, full and contented and continued on his way with a smile on his face and with a promise to himself to one day return for another reasonably priced taste...

Very disappointed today. Ordered a chocolate milkshake, cherry bakewell slice and an iced coffee. The milkshake was stirred by a not happy employee and had loads of bits of powder floating on top. As well as the bottom of the glass where a lump of powder was sat. The iced coffee was warm, not even cold let alone iced with a dollop of ice cream floating on the top. The cake was so dry and tasteless. Not sure how long it had been sat there for. I am no good at complaining so asked to see the manager and only had to point out what we had. Looking at his face, he knew we weren't happy with our order. He kindly refunded me.The young lady that served us needs to try and interact with the customers and...

Ate here earlier this year and it was massively disappointing. Very, very slow service. A nice smile to greet me and a sorry you have waited 15mins in a queue of only 3, would have been good...

Worst chips I think I have ever had. Hollandaise on my poached eggs was cheap tasting and not enjoyable. Over £13 for a muffin and two poached eggs is a ridiculous price.

Cost me nearly £40 for two breakfast lunches and two coffees. Yes you read that right.

Not a fancy place inside, just a regular cafe, which is fine, but prices and quality are not worth it at all. Most definitely the local caf for a proper breakfast and hot drink is where I will...