There's nothing wrong with the drinks or food here. All good stuff. But the staff need a reminder that when you walk into a cafe and you are the ONLY person at the counter (no queue) it's customary to say 'hello' and serve you at once. The two clowns who work here have little interest in this. I might as well have been attempting to be a HORSE WHISPERER. Just because you have a beard and trousers which are too tight (well the male clown did) doesn't make you a social media/coffee shop business genius. Say 'hello' - say 'good morning I'll be with you in just a moment', don't carry on with your behind the counter chat just because some chocolate brownie eating Guardian readers have given you 5 stars on instagram. And please slap the customers who are SHOUTING banalities into their mobile 'phones. I do not want to know that 'JOHN IS ON HIS WAY BUT CLAIRE IS A BIT LOST' - this adds nothing to my life. Run a good business. Make people happy. Make money.