Clark's Bakery Ltd — Restaurant in Scotland

I am a busy travelling man. Last night, I was driving incredibly fast when I suddenly heard a loud growl emerging from my stomach. At first I presumed it was my car (Fiat Picanto) which has an incredible engine. However, as the ghost of hunger further made her way through my body, I came to a realisation that I needed to eat immediately. I slammed on the brakes and to my surprise found myself right outside this baking establishment.

As I entered the building I squealed loudly with delight at what I saw! A long lengthy menu! Many staff tirelessly baking away through the night! Many rows of pies! And a long line of presumably intoxicated people who were swaying softly like a wheat field in the wind! (I was born in a wheat field so such a sight brought a tear to my eye).

In my giddy delight, I made what I thought was a sensible order - a chicken pie with red sauce. Not too small not too big and served hot! My mouth was twitching with delight at the thought of sinking my teeth into such a delicious baked good. My eyes were watering (I was actually sobbing) in anticipation.

Finally my pie was ready - with a nod to all involved I made my way back into the car (fiat picanto). Imagine my surprise when, on biting into the pie, a quacking noise came from the fore mentioned pastry. Confused, I wondered if I was perhaps sleep deprived. I raised the pie again to my lips and before I could take a bite the quacking noise happened again.

Suddenly, in a flurry of feathers, a large goose flew out of the pie! In a struggle with the goose, I was thrown out of the car and into the car park. The goose was caught on the seatbelt and flapping around with extreme gusto. Suddenly the car began to lift , and to my horror, I realised that I would lose my beloved Picanto.

Not keen to let a goose have the last laugh, I grabbed onto the wheels of the car and suddenly was lifted high into the sky. The goose took us all across Dundee and, if I hadn’t been so irritated at the goose I would of thanked it for providing such a scenic nighttime view of the beloved city.

Suddenly, I remembered my wives words of wisdom and realised I unfortunately had accidentally become involved in a ‘wild goose chase’. Realising my error, I immediately let go of the car, falling at extreme speed into the Dundee Lidl carpark. The pie landing next to me still in its box.

Although a little shocked and confused I managed to take out my phone and get the photograph attached to my review - pointing to the spot where I believe the goose came out.

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IV always went to clarkys bakery as I used to love nearby but haven't been in years as I moved into town......was a bit shocked to be honest at the price of my order I guess since this cost of living thing I have noticed prices are mostly so high for ANYTHING that IV actually thought going thru checkout at other places I never had much items but Wen she told me the total coz I shop at this other shop for years I have a chat and a laugh with the lady in home bargains for years but I thought she was winding me up Wen she told me the total only Wen I looked on receipt I seen that bread is over 1 50 things that used to cost 70p like pot noodle is 1.70 and I noticed the same tonight with.clarkys....still a brilliant place to get real quality food that's always good but my order was only 2 cheeseburgers with onions and tomato sauce and 1 slush strawberry ice....back in the day u wud hv gotten change back from a tenner for that Wen she said 14.90 I was like ok then so u want to legally rob me and I did but as always it was delicious and hot but like everywhere it's like prices HV practically doubled everywhere......but if Ur like me and up all night and suddenly get an urge for burger or my sweet tooth bothers me clarkys is the place to go although I dread to think how much a Devon slice costs now......(mmm Devon slice is worth any...

I normally like this place but after my uncle got me birthday cake they did order wrong so i called them and woman was nice on phone says we will make you a new cake i will pass it on but call at 6 am to tell them so i called and woman says no that's order you ordered i says i can't have that ok cake that's why i never asked for that kind she says well that's no what it says on my order i says well it is she was not happen says well u will have come in 12 i finish then so my uncle picked it up and woman at counter says no problem i will get baker she says in angry and voice u need make shour you ordered is right or wrong when you order it next time he says it was she just took cake back woman just cut all the stuff off i cant and slaped a bit butter icing and says their so was not a fresh cake so i will not be going back to this shop after getting spoke to by staff plus prices are getting dear the rest staff are really nice but this woman...