Golden Coach — Restaurant in Scotland

Ordered a takeaway, honestly the service is so bad it feels like you've interrupted their day! Never mind Chinese food, this food was the worse meal of ANY kind I've had in Shetland. My rubbish bin loved it, at over £50 it should do to.

One to avoid unless you want you want to feel unwelcome, get the smallest portions for the highest prices and be served with the blandest oriental food ever. A little seasonings might have made it edible, unlikely I know but at least it would have shown that someone in the business cared about how it tasted. Portion size was abysmal for that amount spent, at least a 3rd less than others doing similar dishes.

Overall although not pleased with the whole experience, it at least it means I can help others make an informed choice based upon actual usage, and that alone is probably worth the money spent on immediately throwing away the half empty bin bag with its shockingly poor...

Lost for words. Possibly the most miserable and nonchalant waiter ive ever been served by. Totally indifferent and it was like we were a massive interuption to his already dull existance.

Not one bit of happiness from him.

Ordered mains and sides. Served super quick which is always a concern to me. I went for a thai green curry. Nothing like one.

Food was nothing more than distinctly average and over priced. Service with a smile was non existant. Same as any gratitude for the custom.

Zero atmos and disgusting gents facilitiesthat need some serious attention.

Id sooner make Asian food myself than return to this dump.

Shame on the owner all round.

Sack the waiter or keep the clown on sink duties.

Not...

Was less than half full, and was fine enough inside.

More staff would be ideal as one girl was doing the waitress work and mostly by herself. So we waited a minute or two longer for our food.

Food arrived and starter was not bad. The main course was smaller than expected and the sauce for my chicken balls was barely enough to dip or get my rice wet.

Normally Chinese food fills me right up, but not on this occasion.

Few flies flying about, but the reassurance of one of those electric tennis racket that zaps them was handle on the bar near...