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Oh my god we must be invisible + mouldy drink. Waiting at the bar to get our first drink. The bar wasn't particularly busy otherise we would have grabbed a table abd ordered on thr app. after a couple of minutes, a group of lads turned up and stood to tye right of us at the bar. They then got served. We're still waiting. Takes a while to do their drinks as having jugs of cocktails as well as beers. We should have been served, but okay they cant always scan everyone, depsite the bar being pretty quiet when we turned up. We should be next then. A woman then turns up and stands to the right of the group of lads. Guess what, yep, once the lads had their drinks the woman who literally just turned up got served. We still havent been served, we dont have drinks in front of us to suggest we don't need drinks, we're not drunk and are clearly doing the looking around waiting to be served look and mannerisms about us. More people getting served. We had to speak to someone who looked like they may be supervising who then dragged someone else to serve us who was restocking glasses etc. How long would we have waited and how many more would have been served had we not spoken to the person behind the bar? We havent done anything wrong, just trying to get a drink. Worse still, my Bumbu rum and lemonade tasted mouldy. I wasn't sure if I was imagining it so wife tried it. Yep, mouldy. Smells it too. Returned drink, staff tasted the lemonade and confirmed it tastes mouldy, so they're changing the lemonade. Bit worrying really. Awful.
Greg
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Been here before and it was fine but today not great. The gammon came out and the guy said the chef didn't have any eggs to go with it. We weren't give any other option or told when ordered. The guy went back to the kitchen and the chef offered poach eggs. We accepted and guessed that the eggs must already come in poached as they could have done fried. The portion of chips is just ridiculous. it's more like a childs portion.The pizza was so undercooked when I picked it up the topping slid off and you could also fold over like a wrap. Sent it back and the new one was fine. Couldn't find any serviets anywhere, requested them and the guy forgot to get them so had to ask again. The queuing thing at the bar isn't clear and if that is what they expect then make a sign to avoid awkward conversations with others when they just lean against the bar in front of you. Not impressed with staff, no one seemed friendly or keen to assist. The guy collecting glasses looked like a gangster. I think you guys needs to up your game. Just low prices will not keep people coming back.
Sir Rothschild
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Wetherspoons pub in Tonbridge High St. A large pub with an equally large outside area. Prices are quite keen on many drinks including cocktails Food prices are also reasonable and a soft or alcoholic drink are included the prices for meals with an alcoholic drink are higher than the soft drink option. The pub is suitable for all age groups and good for families,there is a separate menu for kids. Wetherspoons Inns do not have music or entertainment but do have gambling machines. I am unable to comment on the food as I only had a drink. There is paid parking within a few minutes walk.
W W Howe
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Doesn't look big from outside but that's deceptive. Nice airy building on one level. Outside seating area at the rear. Nice atmosphere. Didn't eat here but had a couple of Stella's. Prices were £3.60 for a pint which is usual for Tim's establishments. I really like Tonbridge. Premier inn a mile away with rooms for £85.00 per night. Walk to the train station. 4 stops to Charing Cross. Watch a show head back & save £200.00 on a hotel in London. Use the money you save on a lovely meal next door to the Premier Inn at the Vauxhall Inn. Can't go wrong. Try it & leave a comment
Brian Curtin
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Completely appalling service by manager Chandler. Luck of professional approach and rude behaviour from this individual definitely are the reasons for most of one star ratings. We came as a group of friends having food and barely few drinks on Sunday afternoon hoping to have good time which was disappointing due to arrogant, rude and disrespectful comments from above mentioned Chandler ‘manager’. I’m pretty sure this guy knows nothing about management nor customer service approach. One the worst service ever encountered. Stay away if you can .
Katia Aulakh
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It’s very bad experience with this bar , I brought 1 full bottle of wine from there I had some of them, balance bottle I took with me when I going out the security stop me and told u r not allowed to take the bottle with you , I can’t understand this because I brought 1 bottle of wine with my money I can’t able to drink full so that’s why I took my balance wine with me , but they stop me and take my wine bottle back , it’s really really very bad experience, I won’t never come back to this place
Milton Martin
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Basic Info
Address
94 High St, Tonbridge TN9 1AP, United Kingdom
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+44 1732 773850
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Website
jdwetherspoon.com
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Description
Lively, contemporary pub in an old post office offering British eats, ales, ciders & a beer garden.
attractions: Tonbridge Castle, Tonbridge Swimming Pool, Clip N Climb Tonbridge, Mr Mulligan's Dino Golf, Tonbridge, Racecourse Park, restaurants: Havet Restaurant Tonbridge, Oriental Buffet Club, Verdigris Tonbridge, The Nelson Arms, El Mariachi Mexican Cantina & Margarita Cocktail Bar, 65mm Coffee, Gaab Kao, Indi 18, Pizza Olivia, Ela Bella Restaurant
