Tanstaafl Pub — Restaurant in Arlington

Best bar ever. I asked for a beer and it was the coldest most beeriest beer I've ever tasted. I went to play music on the jukebox and my face was literally melted off by the selection and we collectively sang into the morning. I tried not to make friends but everyone was just way too cool so I had no choice to become part of a new family. The trivia on Wednesdays will make you immediately 109% smarter. If you need a breath of fresh air the back patio is basically a top vacation spot where tourists from around the world actually either quit their job or abandon their families to visit. Also they have cheez-its. 10/10 would...

Mel is awesome! Let's start with that. So is Marissa. The atmosphere is totes a hippie bar and they do trivia inv Wednesday's, which is awesome. Drinks are reasonably priced, and the jukebox is old school. Weird thing though, there's this bearded gnome named "noodles" who walks around the place, offering to dance for nickels. It's quite strange when he comes up with his "i sucked helium" voice and says "i can do a jig for you for a nickle!" No. No. That is not something i wanna see. Jesus Ryan, tell him not to dance that way. It's... unsettling. Oh, they have cards against humanity as well as board games. ...

I have been going to The T for forty years and until now they have always had good bartenders. I stopped in for a brew last Saturday afternoon and witnessed a person that would lose a race with a glacier. It wasn't busy and he saw me come in but ignored me. After about three minutes he mumbled something in my direction which i took to mean he would serve me eventually. Those were the only words he spoke the whole time I was there. Then after he finally finished the one drink he was making he went and started washing glasses. First time I have ever walked out of The T in disgust. Get it...