Alright so listen, my servers name was Simon, and lemme tell you. This man is not only the best server in America, but he is also the Greatest Human Being to ever grace this rock we call a home. In 1 evening this man not only renewed my faith in humanity, but also saved my daughter from suffocating, but don't worry it doesn't stop there, no no, this man single handedly stopped a speeding car from driving straight into an orphanage (Feed My Starving Children) with his bare hands. So let me spin you this tale. I go to this Millers Ale House in the middle of some small rinckydink town called "Aurora", and at first glance I think this place is going to suck. So then were seated, and we finally meet Simon, at first glance this man is not only a chiseled piece of marble sculpted by the gods themselves, but he has a smile that will immediately make your entire life better just having experienced it. He greets us and his voice is so soothing that my daughter who hadn't stopped crying for 16 hours straight had immediately stopped upon hearing Simons angelic voice. He takes our drink orders and tells us the specials and walks off and proceeds to do server things. He then comes back to grace our presence by giving us our drinks and taking our food order, I ordered the Ribeye meal cooked medium rare with a side of fries, my wife Linzie (age 35) ordered the cajun chicken pasta, and my daughter Sophie (age 4) ordered the kids zinger meal with apple sauce. So once again Simon returns to grace our lives with his otherworldly presence, and our food. Now I'm not giving any credit to the kitchen for the food that was brought to us. I know that Simon single handedly cooked this food for us. The food is wonderful because it was sprinkled with a dash of Simons beautiful personality. So unfortunately Simon could not stay with us for the meal, otherwise this next part would not have happened.... So were enjoying our meal, when suddenly my daughter started choking on a piece of chicken. Now at the time of this occurrence Simon was dealing with other tables, but with his otherworldly abilities such as "spidey-senses" he sensed something was wrong and leaped into action. He quickly started preforming the Heimlich on my daughter, and quickly was able to rectify the situation. To thank Simon for his heroic actions, I offered to help him in any way he needed. He told me that he volunteers at this orphanage for underappreciated children and they needed an extra set of hands. So I offer my help the following day. As I'm driving up to the orphanage front entrance my brake line snaps and my gas pedal gets floored. Me in a full panic I freeze and don't know what to do. So while I'm traveling at 105 MPH straight at the orphanage, Simons spidey-sense kicks in and he rushes to the front door. Upon him stepping outside he sees my car rushing at the building he leaps in front of my car, and catches it, while the momentum shifts into his body, he uses his Greek God like muscles to lift my car into the air until the tires stopped, and he then put me and my vehicle safely on the ground. This man is not only the greatest human being but he is an ABSOLUTE GIFT to mankind. I am but a mere mortal but I thank the heavens every day I was blessed to meet Simon.