Shakes are great, although the employee said "3 men are walking on a beach. They come across a strange looking vase in the sand and one of them tries to pick it up. However it is very brittle and crushes to dust as soon as it is touched, and a genie pops out.
"I don't normally grant wishes to more than one person, but I'll make an exception," the genie says. "Each of you will be allowed 3 wishes."
He asks the first man for his first wish, and without hesitation, the man responds that he wants to be the richest man in the world. The second man immediately wishes for a 1967 Corvette Stingray. Finally the genie asks the third man for his first wish, and the third man thinks for a moment.
"I wish for my left arm to rotate clockwise," the third man says. Thinking this is a very strange request, the genie grants the man his wish and his left arm begins spinning clockwise.
For his second wish, the first man wants to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and a gorgeous Brazilian model appears at his side. The second man wishes for his very own Lady Moura yacht. The third man, with his left arm spinning uncontrollably, finally settles on his second wish.
"I wish for my right arm to rotate counterclockwise," he says. Now in 400 billion years the genie has never encountered such a strange set of wishes, but nonetheless he is bound to honor them and so the man's right arm now begins to spin counterclockwise.
Now on to his third wish, the first man asks for a beautiful house on his own private island in the Caribbean and disappears. The second man asks for a mansion, and he too disappears. The genie waits patiently as the third man thinks studiously for several long moments, both arms flailing in opposite directions.
"I wish for my head to nod up and down uncontrollably," he says finally. The genie is at a complete loss for what this man has up his sleeve, but nonetheless decides to grant it so he can return to a nice quiet vase to rest, and the man's head now begins to nod up and down uncontrollably.
The three men live their lives without any contact for many years, before one day deciding to meet in a bar to catch up.
"Fellas, I can't believe my fortune!" exclaims the first man. "I can buy anything I want and I get to sleep with the most beautiful woman in the world!"
"Nevermind that, I'm just happy that I've gotten to drive my '67 Stingray and sail my yacht around the seven seas," says the second man. "And no wife to nag me in my giant mansion!"
They both look at the third man, head nodding and arms flailing.
"Guys," he says. "I think I messed up."" then...
Read moreI did not like my burger asked for a refund for my food 2 burgers and fries. The manager Shannon refunded my order which was originally 3 cheese burgers and a small fry. I ate one fry and was totally disgusted with my whole order. The burger was pinkish looking in the middle and dark on the edges which to me did not look good. As I stated to the manager I the customer was not satisfied. She said the food looked fresh to her and she could not do anything about me not liking it.Now my question is how could it look fresh when I placed my order a hour prior to returning. When I placed my order I was on my way to the doctor And after my appointment I returned to the restaurant. But the crazy part is she refunded my whole order then recharged me for the fry and one burger.. Help me people how can she recharge me for a fry I returned to her that she threw in the garbage. I asked her where did she get her customer service training? Ok I threw the one burger out the window along with the part I had spit out. I will pay you for that since I did not have it in the bag but to charge me for fries because I ate out of them. She said it looked half empty, no that is how they came to me.. Oh my what a day.. Will not be returning to that place for awhile. The service was not pleasant. I informed her I would call to complain about her customer service skills she said she did not care because she did nothing wrong.. I feel she should have said she needed my card to give me my refund. But then recharged me for food she said she was giving a...
Read moreWe stopped here yesterday on the way home to southern Illinois from a children's hospital trip. when we arrived we tried to enter through the lobby which was locked so we loaded back in the truck and went through the drive thru after finally reaching the speaker to order we let them know we have two orders the lady asked us to hold on, she then comes back on the speaker and tells us we can not place two orders through the drive thru so I then asked if the lobby was open she told me no we are short staffed. So we couldn't go in to order we couldn't order through the drive thru unless we ordered one order then went back around got in line again to place a second order. I found this to be completely ridiculous!!!! And at that point we decided to leave. Never in my life have I heard...
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