Starbucks — Restaurant in Buffalo

I just don't know where to start.

They ruined my life.

First, they were nice to me and almost made me laugh. How could they! If I was seen smiling in public it would destroy my "I'm a poor innocent victim too delusion. #metooandmetooandmetooandmetooaslongasitisallaboutmeandnotaboutpeoplewhohavereallybeenassaulted.

Then, they had the audacity to spell my name correctly. I am Marc with a 'c'. No one spells Marc with a 'c'. It is always a 'k'. Marc with a 'c' is like the silver spoon of victimhood. And I'm only 6,666,666,666 Mark's away from getting legislation passed that if someone spells my name with a 'k' then it is an act of violence, hate speech, a war crime, treason and genocide. Now I have to wait another day to count down to 6,666,666,665. How am I supposed to wait that long? Good thing I have the crisis hotline on speed dial...and lots of bourbon and Xanax. Gonna be a rough one. Please send me positive vibes, mental unicorns and envision me in a safe space where nothing ever makes me feel anyway other than exactly how I want to feel at precisely every moment of my existence. I can make it through if only I can leech enough of your energy. #itsallaboutme #youdontmatter

Then, I tried my drink and it was perfect. Despite the barista using her hands to pour the milk from the jug it somehow worked out. How was it possible that she poured an acceptable amount? What is this sorcery!? And why did they have to make me a delicious drink...like always!? Now what do I have to complain about on social media? I know. I said a flat white but after drinking it all down and loving it, I realized that I really wanted a mocha Java shake. The barista should have read my mind. Brilliant! She definitely gave me the wrong drink despite giving me exactly what I ordered. And now I'm a proper victim again. #illcomplainnomatterwhat

Finally, they all wished me a happy day. How rude. I don't want to be happy. What presumptuous jerks. Now I'm definitely not gonna have a good day. Which is what I want. But I told you already that I'll complain no matter what, even when I get exactly what I want. #imanarcissisticbratwhoreallyjustneedsaspankingeveryhour

Well, I guess I have nothing left to live for. All do please feel awfully sorry for me.

Starbucks ruined my life today.

Just like they...

Ordered 3 coffees 2 had no flavor now I did add flavor but apparently not enough I’ll get to this later as I explain my call to the store. Also ordered a blueberry muffin for my pups well 5 bucks for a muffin that was about the size of a mini muffin cup seems a little ridiculous but ehhh ok, a lemon loaf that i didn’t eat because it was so hard and stale i am keeping it in case i need to use it to cut wood later. My bagel was supposed to be toasted with butter and cream cheese well it was not and I got sent cold butter packets and cold hard cream cheese so yea then I had to toast my own bagel and warm my own butter and cream cheese so I could spread it myself into my bagel. So after this awful meal that cost 50.00 I contacted the store only to speak to a quite rude young lady who told me my coffees being wrong was my fault and I should have added more flavor. Hmmm not sure how zero flavor and disgusting coffee is my fault but apparently I am now an employee of Starbucks! Hmmmm as far as my lemon loaf that was so dry and rock hard she said they don’t make them they come packed from another company ok cool understandable but maybe quality check product before adding to your little paper wrapper it came in as I’m sure any one could feel that and realize it’s hard old and stale. But apparently ms whoever she was didn’t even apologize told me I was to blame and that next time I need to add more flavor shots at the end of my conversation she pretty much became blatantly rude and in short words told me to go kick rocks. Now I didnt call to get any food replaced just wanted to let them know if I spend $50.00 on breakfast at a supposedly best of the best coffee establishment I do expect to at least have the opportunity to be satisfied and have a full belly at the end …. Nope not again at this one… so Starbucks I love you but this one needs some definite attention cause well 50 bucks of food and drinks and I had to go to the Dunkin after to actually get fed and good coffee for...

Dear Starbucks Customer Service, On june 14, I visited the Starbucks drive-thru to place an order. After receiving my drink, I noticed that it was not made according to my specifications. When I attempted to inform the crew member at the window, she immediately stated that she could not take the drink back and walked away from the window without offering any assistance. I had to exit my vehicle and knock on the window to try and get someone’s attention. At this point, the manager approached me, telling me my action was dangerous. She then went on to say that I was “trespassing” which I found both confusing and shocking. As I was simply trying to resolve an issue with my order that I just placed and paid for. I was then told to come inside the store. Once inside, the manager handed me a replacement drink and repeated my order aloud. However, she did so in a way that felt dismissive, holding the door open and repeatedly telling me to leave the store like  a beggar with no opportunity to further explain my concerns. I was essentially being rushed out without being given the chance to address the rest of my issue. At this point I reminded her that I was still waiting for my lemon loaf that I had ordered and paid for. The manager then asked the team member who took my order, and that individual incorrectly stated that she had already given it to me. This was not the case, and I was left waiting to resolve the situation. In the midst of this, the manager informed me that she had called the police-simply because I was attempting to receive the full order that I had already paid for. The entire experience left me feeling disrespected, dismissed, and wrongfully accused. I was not causing any disturbance, nor was I doing anything that warranted being treated in such a manner. All I wanted was to resolve a mistake with my order. Instead, I was treated if I was a problem, despite being...