Coyote Moon Lounge — Restaurant in Colorado

My wife and I went to Pagosa Springs for our 1 year anniversary. I’d never been to Pagosa so our first night there we were unsure as to where we would eat. My wife picked Coyote Moon.

I’m not sure if we caught them on an off night or what exactly happened, but, as soon as we walked in, we tried to find a table but couldn’t because they were all packed with dirty dishes from customers who already left. So we found a table and come to find out, the bartender was the only person working because the waitress was late in showing up. In any case, the bartender was super nice. He took our order and was trying to make the best of his day even though he looked like he was stressed out.

The waitress FINALLY showed up and acted nonchalant even though the bartender told her, “you’re late. Tables are filthy, I haven’t had a chance to clean them...”. She didn’t seem to care and just carried on with her business.

The food is okay. It’s nothing to be excited about. I ordered the mini brat bucket and my wife had a burger. My brat bucket was okay. I like the Dijon mustard that’s served with it. We also ordered the jalapeño popppers that were mostly breading and not that good.

If I could go back in time, I probably would have chosen somewhere else to eat. As I said before, I’m not sure if they are always short staffed or if it was just...

I will start by saying I am partially responsible for this review having waited too long between meals. However, when you go to the bar, ask for a food menu before ordering a beverage, please consider the person may be hungry. No menus were offered nor were we told where to get them. Once we figured this out the bar tender point blank told us we would have to wait a few more minutes before she would take our order so that the kitchen could get caught up. Fine… then don’t take everyone else’s orders around us but not ours. My other half sat with an empty drink on top of this. The food menu looked amazing, we were so sad that we didn’t get to have any nor were we even allowed to order. This was a hard pill to swallow since three others were able to walk up to the bar and place food orders. I was so hungry I almost started crying at the bar. We just had to leave and actually find some food.

I gritted my teeth at how much I hated having...

Well, so much for the “best food in town”! First, we were greeted by a young lady that appeared to be spaced out or on drugs. We ordered 2 diet Pepsi’s and they tasted like the mixture was off flat and too much syrup. The grilled cheese was barley warm and nothing special for the “our special mixture of cheese” LOL and the waffle fries were soft with no flavor. My wife ordered the steak salad and well they were out of steak. So, she ordered brats and mashed potatoes. It came out looking like male genital and that was absolutely done on purpose. The worst was it was very cold not even a little warm. We sent it back to get warmed up and they did of course, but the brat was no better than something I could have gotten at a gas station. No way I would recommend this place for food if they can’t get the simple foods right, I would not expect their burgers to...