Walk-On's Sports Bistreaux - Conroe, TX — Restaurant in Conroe

I WOULD RATHER EAT GLASS IN A THUNDERSTORM THAN COME BACK HERE.

This place is a spiritual test. I walked in with hope and dignity and left with heartburn, PTSD, and the unshakable belief that this restaurant might actually be an elaborate government experiment in psychological endurance.

First of all, the spicy margarita? I ordered it, thinking I’d get a little fire, maybe some zesty lime. What I got was a lukewarm crime against humanity. It tasted like pickle juice strained through a gym sock, garnished with a single dying jalapeño and the silent scream of a disgruntled bartender. I took one sip and my soul physically tried to leave my body. I asked if it was supposed to be spicy and the server looked at me like I’d asked for a live ferret in a wine glass.

Now. The management. Oh dear god, the management.

Sheldon. A walking neck vein. A man so on a power trip he probably asks his toaster for permission before it functions. He’s stomping around barking orders at people who already look like they’re one missed break away from starting a cult in the walk-in freezer. He tried to correct a server in front of me mid-order like he’s running a Michelin-starred operation when the most complex dish here is a quesadilla.

Nealia floats around like she’s the final boss of passive aggression. She told a server to “smile more” while holding a clipboard that had absolutely nothing on it. Just vibes and oppression. At one point I saw her adjusting salt shakers on empty tables like it was a sacred ritual.

Oliva thinks she’s running a Fortune 500 company but can’t seem to manage the basic concept of a happy hour. I watched her hold a 10-minute meeting with a host while the line to get seated looked like a scene from The Hunger Games. She radiates LinkedIn energy but with none of the actual success.

And Mike. My GOD, Mike. I don’t know what his job is, and I’m 70% sure he doesn’t either. He moves like his bones are optional. I saw him pretend to wipe a table for six minutes. SIX. Just little circles with the rag and a look in his eyes like he’s mentally at Burning Man. Mike is less of an employee and more of a furniture piece that occasionally exhales.

The only thing that was hot and spicy in this place was my rage.

If you like being emotionally assaulted by mid-level tyrants while sipping disappointment through a straw, this is your place. Otherwise? Light your money on fire and scream into a pillow. Same result....

If I could give this place 0 stars I would. I am a foodie and also a Google local guide and this establishment needs new staff from the owner and managers down. This was my review on my back up Google account 3 weeks ago with updates. The owner sent a response link, filled it out, never had anyone contact me. Shows lack of care. And watch they will send the same link again as an automated reply I bet versus take time to read their reviews, however here is my review on my other google account : " Devon Dine in | Lunch | $20–30 The only reason we give this place 2 stars is due to the appetizer, the mozzarella logs. They were great! But that's where the good stops! Our waitress who didn't introduce herself checked on us once after my drink had been empty a while the whole time there during a slow slow time at about 3pm. But she catered hand and foot to her other couple tables. The food is quite expensive for the quality. The burgers were nothing special and both of ours came out wrong!!! I asked for no tomatoes and boom got tomatoes galore! My sister who dined with me didn't get her mayo. All we got for the mix up was a brief "sorry it happens" well I get it happens but a little concern goes a long ways. We didn't want any discounts or anything just a simple care about it was all. The atmosphere was okay the bar had a few drunks lounging at it and the TVs were all kinda loud and due to so many were competing with each other so it was a little annoying. Again mozzarella logs were wonderful. That's the only thing I can brag about about this place. We unfortunately won't be back. UPDATE IN RESPONSE TO OWNERS COMMENT: I tried to fill out the form but its glitched and won't let me put correct date of visit. Also haven't heard anything yet. Will update if I hear from em' UPDATE ALMOST A FULL MONTH LATER: The owner or manager who commented back to this never did get with me even after I went to the link and filled it out. Shows they truly don't care. This place is terrible."

They dont care. So here i am on my main google account warning everyone to avoid Walk ons Update: what did I say in my review, versus read my review they would just post the automated message. I've already done the link and waited 3 weeks and nobody contacted me. I'm not...

I actually would like to leave zero stars. I am actually ASTONISHED in the worst way of how I was serviced here at this location. I was greeted by James A. with “a table, a booth.” Which I thought meant I was going to have phenomenal and attentive service. Boy, was I wrong! While he asked me this a woman was there beside me saying she was a doordasher he ignored her or did not hear her, so I proceeded to let her know I would let him know she was waiting to get a DoorDash order. When I sat down he did not hear my drink order. Because I felt my order was overzealous I decided upon just a water. He supposedly remembered what I originally ordered and told me that’s what I was going to be getting and placed the order for what I decided against. He argued with me after I repeatedly said I did not want that drink anymore. Which blew my mind because how does someone tell me what I ordered, what I desire? He brought the beer over to me and still would not take no for an answer. I felt harassed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did not receive straws until my food arrived at my table. And when my food arrived he did not bring out my condiments that I asked for. I proceeded with impeccable manners saying thank you and all each time he came trying to lighten his mood. He would ignore me each time walking away putting in my order. 45 minutes before close and While still obviously working on my food he brought out boxes, my check and the tablet for me to pay before I was ready, waited for me to tip and concluded the night with a grunt and dismissing walk away. I am a server and key manager at a restaurant so I understand having a bad night but this was truly embarrassing, disgusting and horrible service. I love this restaurant and hope that I can can have genuine and memorable experiences when coming here. I am leaving in a worse mood and completely...