Taco Bell — Restaurant in Coon Rapids

This bell signals tacos for sale and for Eatin'. Well, kinda for eating but with the miniscule portions of beef, the 14 shreds of chz piled down yonder in one corner it's just kind of a long shot to call that 'eating'. No one, and I again repeat, NO ONE, and I shall repeat, NOOOOO OOOOONNNEEEEE, will ring that freaking bell louder for all the masses to not just come & get some cheap food on the run, no I will ring that Mexican liberty bell with a purpose not seen since Pizza the Hut cracked the American one. This shall signal a new day in taco ingredient portion size, and that size shall be tasty as all heck unlike the mood repressing Soylent-similar offerings at that place named after some Jon from South Dakota that wouldn't know a tasty offering if it was, um, actually offered to him by a lovos nun wearing only a warm soft shell that reminds all who gaze upon this vision of yum that could only have been created by a diety on an empty stomach...a Pancho Diety, if you will, cuz I did. This yummy vision of taco hope gazed upon by all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, each and every one hungry as all heck and about ready to do anything for such heavenly taco bliss needed to just take a breath, proselytize to some lost TJ souls that aren't even allowed to buy or sell Mexican fiesta food for fun & fancy unless they gots the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name or the blah blah blasphemy. Numero was his name-O!!! This calls for wisdom: let the one who is hungriest calculate the number of the beast, and this number was a price... A cost of a Bell competitors non dollar menu, over iced sodas, staff who probably fart over, under and around the subpar beastial offerings and this meal costed $12.79. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Yes. Spendy and gross too. What's not to get as excited as a last days Christian about that? spose you want an answer... Taco 🔔 is more fairly priced, better tasting, needs to improve portion size, a simple fix, and seem to attract a very limited number of refried reborn irrationally reverent penitent poopers praying for relief on the pot all cuz they...

Update: 12/18/24 Dropped by to likely get my last Taco Bell order ever (we'll get to the reason for that in a sec), and wow... then I come here and see the latest reviews, haa!

No wonder they suddenly got rid of the survey link on the receipt...

I went to the drive thru and the attendant was nice enough while taking the order. The order came, and a chalupa and taco were missing. Good thing I had a hunch to check the bag. He got the taco... then the chalupa... then apologized. Whatever, stuff happens, but still. And then I read the reviews from the past year here and see they ALWAYS forget stuff... hmmm...

Glad this was my last Taco Bell run. Anywhere. Unless I'm stuck on a desert road with nothing else for days, haha.

So the reason I'm distancing myself from Taco Bell (and all other "Yum Brands", like KFC) is that they were found to be a MAJOR contributor to Trump's "Project 2025" agenda. It's a plan to basically make life a whole lot more difficult for the poor and middle class. Look at the facts from a reputable source online; otherwise, there's an app called "Goods Unite Us" that helps you make choices based on what brands contributed to which political campaigns. Appears to be unbiased and truthful, after matching up their info with official data.

If you think that where you spend your money doesn't matter, you couldn't be more wrong. Where you spend your money is as important, or possibly even mote important, than actually voting(especially important if you're...

12/6/2022 update... This place has decent service. Usual Taco bell food. My main complaint here is they never check your order before giving it to you. They often miss giving some items. Happened again today. Best to check your order, before leaving this restaurant. 01/06/21 update... I always try to be fair with my reviews. Got Chicken chalupas....all bread...hardly any filling...Not right what they are charging..online pic so good you would want that..then you come home with it...my kid asks me why there no stuff in it.....but being popular with cheaper items...my reading is they don't care. I like Taco Bell. Used to be a good choice for Mex fast food. Previous visit: This last experience was terrible. At Gateway drive location in Coin Rapids. Big hard chunk of something, did not want to bite into it after first bite...could be anything...looked like some dried up rice or something. Disappointed. Also, this location is not following Taco Bell protocol for COVID...no out of the window credit card pay nor food served in a tray to the car window. At Blaine location last week they...