Picture this: You stroll into what's supposed to be a fancy yacht club, ready to rub elbows with fellow elite yacht owners and flaunt your nautical prowess. But lo and behold, what you encounter is a group of landlubbers pretending to be yacht enthusiasts!
You, being the experienced yacht owner that you are, instantly spot the impostors. These folks wouldn't know the bow from the stern if it slapped them in the face with a fish! It's like they've never even stepped foot on a yacht, let alone owned one. Ah, the audacity!
And let's not forget about the bartenders. Bless their hearts, they might be lacking a few knots in their mental rigging. One moment, you're innocently sipping your mimosa, and the next, a bleach-soaked rag comes flying towards you like a rogue wave! Your pristine $50 shirt, which was meant to make its grand debut that same evening ends up playing an unexpected role as a bleach-soaked canvas.
So, my dear friends, it seems that this so-called “Yacht Club” is nothing more than an inflatable boat club. And after this unforgettable experience, I wouldn't blame you if you never set foot in that place again. After all, why waste your time with fake yacht owners and bartenders who are a few sails short of a full mast?
Kim...
Read moreNot so fond of the smoky Little bar... 🚬
As I am of " Zack " The bartender......
One night at a dinner service... At Cafe Alfresco... Where Zack was serving . .
I began to choke.....
Unable to speak... I got up from the table. And followed his contagious Laughter... To the back of the restaurant..
He immediately knew What was wrong...
He saved my life that night..
Because of his .knowledge - And wisdom in the restaurant business ... I am able to write This review today..
He is a " stellar " employee And you will always be in " good hands " When ever he is in charge...
I can say " thank you " A million times... But honestly... The words haven't been Invented yet... To express my gratitude.
I hope " everything " good finds you ... In your " Lifetime "
And I am... your friend now... And...
Read more🚫Stay away from this “club.” Definitely not worth the $25/year membership fee that you get nothing for. It’s the nastiest bar in all of Dunedin. If you like fruit flies, roaches, dirty glassware (remnants of lipstick 💄 on the rim, a bug 🐜 floating in my drink), extreme cigarette smoke, gross bathrooms, and disgusting carpet on the floor, then this is the place for you. On the plus side, Courtney is an awesome bartender and the club is incredibly 420 friendly (and...
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