Alright, buckle up buttercup because we’re about to roast this place harder than they refused to cook my pizza.
So I made the terrible life choice of ordering from this so-called establishment and let me tell you this pizza transported me straight back to a bowling alley snack bar from the ’90s but like worse. They had the audacity to charge me an extra four dollars just because I wanted my pizza well done. Joke’s on me though because what I got looked like it was cooked under the gentle warmth of an Easy Bake Oven. No crisp. No crunch. Just sadness.
I picked up one slice and BOOM it folded like a wet cardboard box in the rain cheese slipping off faster than my will to live. And slicing? Forget about it. It was like they handed a toddler a butter knife and said “Do your best champ.”
But wait! There’s more. If you love grease, boy do they have a treat for you. Not only do they not drain the grease, but they thoughtfully lay down some wax paper underneath so it can pool up into an oil spill big enough to make BP jealous.
And let’s talk price. This 16 inch pizza plus 4 THAT WAS ORDERED AND ADVERTISED AS 6 dumplings ( just saying ) and some pretzels cost me eighty five dollars. Eighty five bucks for what exactly? A lesson in disappointment. For that price I could’ve feasted like a king at Wendy’s or Popeyes and still had money left over for therapy after this experience.
Final verdict 0.1 out of 10 and that’s being generous. Not even a decent bar pie. Absolute TRASH. Stay far, far away unless you enjoy burning money and eating regret.
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