Simply Divine Pizza Co. — Restaurant in Falmouth

More like SIMPLY NOT DEVINE DO NOT GO HERE!!!!!! Would rather give no stars than the one it got from me. Currently in Cape Cod on a lovely trip with my friends, on our last night we decided to take a trip to this dump!! We were left very disappointed When arriving, we were not offered anything to drink or water to the table, we had to call the server down SEVERAL times to try get their attention and when we finally did we ordered cocktails from the menu, 45 minutes later they still didn’t arrive, when asked where the cocktails were the server said ‘oh he (the bartender) is not making them’ ????? He did not offer us something else to drink or inform us that we wouldn’t be getting them. The reason given for getting no cocktails was that the bar tender refused to make them. (They were on the menu and the restaurant wasn’t busy) however one couple in the restaurant were drinking them! We ordered wings for starter received 2 which we didn’t order and they still charged us for both when we didn’t want or eat them We ordered pasta for dinner, the garlic bread almost broke my teeth it was like a brick. Very specifically ordered pizza with a “traditional marina base and chicken” but received a bbq base pizza with no chicken? Alongside fries that we didn’t order We ordered the salmon special with risotto except there was NO RISOTTO it was plain rice! Mentioned it to the server and he said ‘oh’ and sighed then walked away from the table. Overall service is terrible and we will never ever return. We would have understood all these mistakes with the meal, no drinks and terrible service if the restaurant was busy- but it was not and there was no apology from the snappy manager. This establishment should retrain their staff on basic manners to avoid the inevitable downfall of this...

The pizza at Simply Divine is simply outstanding. After a grotesque attempt for dinner at the Italian restaurant down the street, we stopped in for a pizza to salvage the evening, and I was not disappointed. We were greeted by TJ when we bellied up to the bar for a glass of wine and a pizza to go. I cannot say enough good things about TJ. Given my dietary restrictions (Celiac), TJ was extremely helpful in guiding me in my best options on the menu, in addition to his wealth of knowledge about the menu and food in general. It can be quite refreshing to walk in to a restaurant and have great conversation with a server or bartender that can engage with the customer. Our experience was such a breath of fresh air.

I ordered a Buffalo chicken pizza with the cauliflower crust. This pizza should be the standard for all restaurants across the board. Plenty of chicken, a perfected balance of spice and heat, accompanied with a perfectly crispy crust. If you’re gluten free, you know certain GF crusts can quickly go from mush to shattering a tooth. This was one of the few places where I did not have to worry about having to repair one of my crowns. My only complaint was that I didn’t have more pizza to enjoy.

Thank you so much for saving our evening with a mouthwatering pizza and making friends! Can’t wait...

We stopped in last night. Yes, its my first review. I feel compelled. Beside the EXTRAORDINARY LOUD MUSIC pumped into the restaurant, we couldn't hear each other speaking right across from each other at a small table. I asked a couple times if they could lower the music.... gave up. It was some type of foreign music. Not that it matters. The hostesses were lovely. Thank goodness. 25 minutes passed before our waiter came over with menus, anything. We ordered 2 drinks, one was 100000% wrong, a simple tonic and twist. Explained to waiter he said 3 times, I'll bring over a couple of sides. I gave up trying to explain it was a drink I was requesting to be made again. Pizza came, WARM. Thats right warm. How do you serve a warm pizza with a fire oven? No explanation other than it sat waiting for some time. We waited no waiter, we ate a piece each, reluctantly, waited another 25 minutes waiter came over asked if everything ok. We said we're done thank you. A hostess came over boxed it up. We left. 1 large pizza, half plain cheese, half Italian sausage, a good tip, 1 seltzer, 1 ice water lemon, no alcohol $53.00. How and why? Windows very dirty, windows sills had spit out cherry stems on it. My seat ripped faux leather, tables wonky. Won't...